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So I wake up at 4AM to some intense tooth pain AND TikTok is gone…I’m fighting battles today of epic proportions
January 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
So I wake up at 4AM to some intense tooth pain AND TikTok is gone…I’m fighting battles today of epic proportions
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Carrie Underwood's inauguration song had better be a medley with "Before He Cheats"
January 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Carrie Underwood's inauguration song had better be a medley with "Before He Cheats"
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
Imagine being a multibillionaire and still looking cringe af. Which one? Oh, all of them #psychopathicdorks
January 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Imagine being a multibillionaire and still looking cringe af. Which one? Oh, all of them #psychopathicdorks
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Wie ich plane, meinen Mann von einem Hund zu überzeugen.
November 28, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Wie ich plane, meinen Mann von einem Hund zu überzeugen.
Yea safe to say I was a Windows kid growing up lol #poverty
It's funny how people underestimate the price of computers in the late 70s to early 90s because they've become so cheap today.
For example a 48K Apple II with two disk drives, a monitor and a few knick-knacks was around $3,000 in 1978; which is close to $15,000 today.
For example a 48K Apple II with two disk drives, a monitor and a few knick-knacks was around $3,000 in 1978; which is close to $15,000 today.
November 29, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Yea safe to say I was a Windows kid growing up lol #poverty
Ah yes, the yearly Thanksgiving tradition of heading straight to r/AITAH and finding out whose family was the messiest this time #reddit #happythanksgiving #gelatinturkey
November 29, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Ah yes, the yearly Thanksgiving tradition of heading straight to r/AITAH and finding out whose family was the messiest this time #reddit #happythanksgiving #gelatinturkey
Give her an Oscar stat
My god just mail Cristin Milioti her Emmy now, don’t even bother with a ceremony. #ThePenguin
November 29, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Give her an Oscar stat
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Colin Farrell talking with his real voice as #ThePenguin feels illegal 😭
November 20, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Colin Farrell talking with his real voice as #ThePenguin feels illegal 😭
Unethical pro life hack: need to lose weight? Get your wisdom teeth out. I’m now gingerly mouthing at overcooked noodles, terrified. I can’t even look at chips or granola. My back teeth haven’t touched in three days.
November 29, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Unethical pro life hack: need to lose weight? Get your wisdom teeth out. I’m now gingerly mouthing at overcooked noodles, terrified. I can’t even look at chips or granola. My back teeth haven’t touched in three days.
Six episodes in & I’m a raging Sofia Falcone apologist. Gigante clan rise. Girl boss straight into the sun #thepenguin #hbo
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ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a sign in the background that says ' a ' on it
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November 29, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Six episodes in & I’m a raging Sofia Falcone apologist. Gigante clan rise. Girl boss straight into the sun #thepenguin #hbo
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Super stoked to share my illustrated poster of THE PENGUIN! Colin Farrell and Cristin Milioti absolutely crush every second their on screen.
Prints available at my FourthWall store! Link in bio!
Prints available at my FourthWall store! Link in bio!
November 26, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Super stoked to share my illustrated poster of THE PENGUIN! Colin Farrell and Cristin Milioti absolutely crush every second their on screen.
Prints available at my FourthWall store! Link in bio!
Prints available at my FourthWall store! Link in bio!
Just a few seconds in and as a software dev myself, this is obviously the better UI lol
November 20, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Just a few seconds in and as a software dev myself, this is obviously the better UI lol
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So, können wir das Ding hier jetzt endlich in Twitter umbenennen?
November 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
So, können wir das Ding hier jetzt endlich in Twitter umbenennen?