well what the fuck, antarctica
how do you think that makes me feel
how do you think that makes me feel
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
well what the fuck, antarctica
how do you think that makes me feel
how do you think that makes me feel
is there anything worse than not becoming a wolf right when all your good plans for the evening kind of hinge on becoming a wolf at that particular time
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
is there anything worse than not becoming a wolf right when all your good plans for the evening kind of hinge on becoming a wolf at that particular time
thanksgiving is a fake idea & an imaginary holiday and so on but I do rely on it to keep myself oriented vis-a-vis the calendar and where I am in time's relentless forced march into the future. wasn't it supposed to be today?? I mean I know it isn't today, I am aware. but shouldn't it be
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
thanksgiving is a fake idea & an imaginary holiday and so on but I do rely on it to keep myself oriented vis-a-vis the calendar and where I am in time's relentless forced march into the future. wasn't it supposed to be today?? I mean I know it isn't today, I am aware. but shouldn't it be
a) really goes to show...something...how many would-be defenders of decency still fully believe that grotesque mediocrity coupled with youth is "hot" by definition, a sexual temptation it takes a strong good man to resist, & aren't bright enough to be deeply ashamed of revealing this
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
a) really goes to show...something...how many would-be defenders of decency still fully believe that grotesque mediocrity coupled with youth is "hot" by definition, a sexual temptation it takes a strong good man to resist, & aren't bright enough to be deeply ashamed of revealing this
the first month I was in dc, in two thousand NINE if you can believe such a year ever existed, sleeping on the couch of kindly relatives by night & wandering around by day, who did I nearly walk right into on connecticut ave but one dipshit name of ryan lizza
now I know what you are thinking--
now I know what you are thinking--
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
the first month I was in dc, in two thousand NINE if you can believe such a year ever existed, sleeping on the couch of kindly relatives by night & wandering around by day, who did I nearly walk right into on connecticut ave but one dipshit name of ryan lizza
now I know what you are thinking--
now I know what you are thinking--
when I see certain names on the epstein email lists I start to get the feeling I had back when I made up a personal private work rule for myself that I wasn't going to catalogue work by more than two authors per day who had tried to murder their wives. what are the odds I'll be asked to, I thought
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
when I see certain names on the epstein email lists I start to get the feeling I had back when I made up a personal private work rule for myself that I wasn't going to catalogue work by more than two authors per day who had tried to murder their wives. what are the odds I'll be asked to, I thought
they didn't seriously start to adapt the running man & get too scared to just let the guy fly a plane into a tower
that's so pathetic
just for that I am going back in time to ten minutes ago when I still couldn't remember which one was the long walk & which one was the marathon man. or whatever
that's so pathetic
just for that I am going back in time to ten minutes ago when I still couldn't remember which one was the long walk & which one was the marathon man. or whatever
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
they didn't seriously start to adapt the running man & get too scared to just let the guy fly a plane into a tower
that's so pathetic
just for that I am going back in time to ten minutes ago when I still couldn't remember which one was the long walk & which one was the marathon man. or whatever
that's so pathetic
just for that I am going back in time to ten minutes ago when I still couldn't remember which one was the long walk & which one was the marathon man. or whatever
the new orphan black, which nobody told me about (somebody did tell me about it but I forgot) is really charming in the way it does 25-yrs-in-the-future
it's all the same but pointless touchscreens on everything, human-sized giant cellphones (for posting), & the worst trouser shapes you ever saw
it's all the same but pointless touchscreens on everything, human-sized giant cellphones (for posting), & the worst trouser shapes you ever saw
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
the new orphan black, which nobody told me about (somebody did tell me about it but I forgot) is really charming in the way it does 25-yrs-in-the-future
it's all the same but pointless touchscreens on everything, human-sized giant cellphones (for posting), & the worst trouser shapes you ever saw
it's all the same but pointless touchscreens on everything, human-sized giant cellphones (for posting), & the worst trouser shapes you ever saw
please PLEASE will you creeps (affectionate) find another five urgent news stories to get in a frenzy about that aren't all just as fuckin disgusting as these two
there might be more than two, today. if there is a third, I do not know it, I will not meet it. I close my mind to it
there might be more than two, today. if there is a third, I do not know it, I will not meet it. I close my mind to it
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
please PLEASE will you creeps (affectionate) find another five urgent news stories to get in a frenzy about that aren't all just as fuckin disgusting as these two
there might be more than two, today. if there is a third, I do not know it, I will not meet it. I close my mind to it
there might be more than two, today. if there is a third, I do not know it, I will not meet it. I close my mind to it
it’s rose season
that’s the time of the year when I bring home red roses to my beautiful cat
but she is the fairest flower in the garden
that’s the time of the year when I bring home red roses to my beautiful cat
but she is the fairest flower in the garden
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
it’s rose season
that’s the time of the year when I bring home red roses to my beautiful cat
but she is the fairest flower in the garden
that’s the time of the year when I bring home red roses to my beautiful cat
but she is the fairest flower in the garden
I'm so pleased about the sandwich acquittal, not just because the ice guys deserved it & not just because the guy seems so nice, but because I had to endure so many horrible catered lunches when I worked in downtown dc. not from subway, from corner bakery, but it's all the same shit
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm so pleased about the sandwich acquittal, not just because the ice guys deserved it & not just because the guy seems so nice, but because I had to endure so many horrible catered lunches when I worked in downtown dc. not from subway, from corner bakery, but it's all the same shit
I'M READY TO MOVE TO NY WHERE DO I APPLY FOR MY FREE APARTMENT
I got such a bad haircut today I thought nothing could make me happy again. but I was wrong
I got such a bad haircut today I thought nothing could make me happy again. but I was wrong
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'M READY TO MOVE TO NY WHERE DO I APPLY FOR MY FREE APARTMENT
I got such a bad haircut today I thought nothing could make me happy again. but I was wrong
I got such a bad haircut today I thought nothing could make me happy again. but I was wrong
I am rereading (have reread most of) the vampire lestat for the first time since I was 13, out of the great love I bear my fellow man, & I can't believe I forgot the canonical solemnity & ceremony with which the newly turned & risen vampire carries out his Last Ever Trip to the Bathroom
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I am rereading (have reread most of) the vampire lestat for the first time since I was 13, out of the great love I bear my fellow man, & I can't believe I forgot the canonical solemnity & ceremony with which the newly turned & risen vampire carries out his Last Ever Trip to the Bathroom
remember the terrific little tanith lee story about the girl who was raised in seclusion & strict ignorance of life's general progression toward death, all servants always replaced before they grew grey or wrinkled, so she never grew physically old herself because it did not occur to her to do so
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
remember the terrific little tanith lee story about the girl who was raised in seclusion & strict ignorance of life's general progression toward death, all servants always replaced before they grew grey or wrinkled, so she never grew physically old herself because it did not occur to her to do so
enjoying a bach cantata
(her, not me. I have taste)
(her, not me. I have taste)
October 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
enjoying a bach cantata
(her, not me. I have taste)
(her, not me. I have taste)
reading the second spooky book I have read in recent years that is built all around the philip experiment. I didn't go looking out for it in either case, the books came to me. I am so angry
leave my favorite spirit nonsense ALONE
it is mine it belongs to me
it has my name on it, can't you READ
leave my favorite spirit nonsense ALONE
it is mine it belongs to me
it has my name on it, can't you READ
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
reading the second spooky book I have read in recent years that is built all around the philip experiment. I didn't go looking out for it in either case, the books came to me. I am so angry
leave my favorite spirit nonsense ALONE
it is mine it belongs to me
it has my name on it, can't you READ
leave my favorite spirit nonsense ALONE
it is mine it belongs to me
it has my name on it, can't you READ
boy I wish a director who seems so nice & intelligent & loves literature & hates robots and has so many good opinions and verifiably reads books and knows what he's talking about could make a good movie.
maybe one day
but I don't expect it
maybe one day
but I don't expect it
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
boy I wish a director who seems so nice & intelligent & loves literature & hates robots and has so many good opinions and verifiably reads books and knows what he's talking about could make a good movie.
maybe one day
but I don't expect it
maybe one day
but I don't expect it
for halloween I will be orson welles in the director's cut of malpertuis
this is a complicated costume in that it requires two assistants to attend me, one to speak my lines for me in flemish & the other to hold up subtitles in french. while I lie in bed & mutter soundlessly in my own language
this is a complicated costume in that it requires two assistants to attend me, one to speak my lines for me in flemish & the other to hold up subtitles in french. while I lie in bed & mutter soundlessly in my own language
October 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
for halloween I will be orson welles in the director's cut of malpertuis
this is a complicated costume in that it requires two assistants to attend me, one to speak my lines for me in flemish & the other to hold up subtitles in french. while I lie in bed & mutter soundlessly in my own language
this is a complicated costume in that it requires two assistants to attend me, one to speak my lines for me in flemish & the other to hold up subtitles in french. while I lie in bed & mutter soundlessly in my own language
every time I get a new winter coat I get excited for the whole new personality I'm sure will come along with it. but I think the vintage ralph lauren purple-satin-lined floor-length double-breasted midnight velvet one I am just now welcoming into my home is really going to come through
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
every time I get a new winter coat I get excited for the whole new personality I'm sure will come along with it. but I think the vintage ralph lauren purple-satin-lined floor-length double-breasted midnight velvet one I am just now welcoming into my home is really going to come through
I no longer know what is going on (context: life; this world) but there's no john cale album so good that tattooing half the name of it on your body excuses the rest of your horrible life
(sorry to john cale whom I like very very much)
or if it's about the dos passos book, that can't be good either
(sorry to john cale whom I like very very much)
or if it's about the dos passos book, that can't be good either
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I no longer know what is going on (context: life; this world) but there's no john cale album so good that tattooing half the name of it on your body excuses the rest of your horrible life
(sorry to john cale whom I like very very much)
or if it's about the dos passos book, that can't be good either
(sorry to john cale whom I like very very much)
or if it's about the dos passos book, that can't be good either
a) much like a burning cross or a white hood, a nazi symbol worn on the person or reverently displayed on one's property is a direct death threat. against me, it so happens. also others. the urgency depends on who's doing it, when, and in what company. but it always means that
October 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
a) much like a burning cross or a white hood, a nazi symbol worn on the person or reverently displayed on one's property is a direct death threat. against me, it so happens. also others. the urgency depends on who's doing it, when, and in what company. but it always means that
still thinking about the giant priest who scared me at the supermarket yesterday
large & resplendent in his long black dress, shouting at a person in a parka, in an unknown language. I mean a language I do not know. perhaps he knows it himself. that is possible
it is even likely
large & resplendent in his long black dress, shouting at a person in a parka, in an unknown language. I mean a language I do not know. perhaps he knows it himself. that is possible
it is even likely
October 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
still thinking about the giant priest who scared me at the supermarket yesterday
large & resplendent in his long black dress, shouting at a person in a parka, in an unknown language. I mean a language I do not know. perhaps he knows it himself. that is possible
it is even likely
large & resplendent in his long black dress, shouting at a person in a parka, in an unknown language. I mean a language I do not know. perhaps he knows it himself. that is possible
it is even likely
call me paranoid but I can't help believing the reason I never got any of the art thief catching jobs they advertised on the art theft mailing list I used to be on, even though I always wrote exquisite cover letters, was because I had said so many times in public that I think art theft is terrific
October 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
call me paranoid but I can't help believing the reason I never got any of the art thief catching jobs they advertised on the art theft mailing list I used to be on, even though I always wrote exquisite cover letters, was because I had said so many times in public that I think art theft is terrific
did you know that the haunting of julia & juliette of the spirits are two different films!!!!
no wonder I could never remember the name of it
no wonder I could never remember the name of it
October 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
did you know that the haunting of julia & juliette of the spirits are two different films!!!!
no wonder I could never remember the name of it
no wonder I could never remember the name of it