Erin Vache
@queenmalaise.bsky.social
I’m just a lady. My brain hates me and doesn’t want me to be calm ever. I have 50 houseplants and I can’t sleep with socks on.
Remember when we just had a sleepy president?
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Remember when we just had a sleepy president?
Woman: *exists*
The world: You ruin everything
The world: You ruin everything
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Woman: *exists*
The world: You ruin everything
The world: You ruin everything
I’ve decided to blame all of my maladies, unlucky turns of events, and strange behaviors on perimenopause for the foreseeable future. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
June 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’ve decided to blame all of my maladies, unlucky turns of events, and strange behaviors on perimenopause for the foreseeable future. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
March 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Blink twice for yes. Is Elon in the room right now?
February 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Blink twice for yes. Is Elon in the room right now?
I don’t remember Elon Musk being on my ballot?
February 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I don’t remember Elon Musk being on my ballot?
I was randomly flipping through a Norman Rockwell book I found in my mom’s basement. This image hit me like a sucker punch.
January 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I was randomly flipping through a Norman Rockwell book I found in my mom’s basement. This image hit me like a sucker punch.
Watching YouTube with 10yo son and Botox commercial plays.
Me to 10yo: Notice what messages this ad sends to women. Is it bad or wrong to have wrinkles?
A few minutes pass and a Depends commercial plays.
10yo to me: Mom, what is this commercial telling you? That you shouldn’t pee in your pants?
Me to 10yo: Notice what messages this ad sends to women. Is it bad or wrong to have wrinkles?
A few minutes pass and a Depends commercial plays.
10yo to me: Mom, what is this commercial telling you? That you shouldn’t pee in your pants?
January 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Watching YouTube with 10yo son and Botox commercial plays.
Me to 10yo: Notice what messages this ad sends to women. Is it bad or wrong to have wrinkles?
A few minutes pass and a Depends commercial plays.
10yo to me: Mom, what is this commercial telling you? That you shouldn’t pee in your pants?
Me to 10yo: Notice what messages this ad sends to women. Is it bad or wrong to have wrinkles?
A few minutes pass and a Depends commercial plays.
10yo to me: Mom, what is this commercial telling you? That you shouldn’t pee in your pants?