Me, scared and speed walking to my car at a reasonable pace while internally I'm here:

this day came a lot sooner than I thought it would because my husband caught me going through your whole backlog of Melinoe content from this month 😂

😘

BOTH

they deserve each other 💀 him racking up divorces is going to be a wonderful green flag for all the women who google him when he's 70 and trying to not die alone

Like why didn't I take a picture or text it to myself like a normal person why do I think I'm gonna remember?? Insane work on my part.

Anyway I got my husband's mamaw.

this is giving Ellen Schrieber's Vampire Kisses in the best way