I’m sorry but Oba Femi + Mark Henry’s theme song works so well.

YOU DO NOT MESS WITH THE RULER

You don’t fuck with the Doctor when they get angry.

YOU
JUST
DON’T
OKAY?

@neonliiight.bsky.social

Makashi.

I think maybe it’s perhaps a little too fancy in all honesty, but given it’s a style about movement and grace that’s often described as dance-esk, I can see it.

(Red lightsaber boi in this gif.)

@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social

Jar-Kai.

I could just kinda visualise Majora with two lightsabers just going wild. It’s wild and all over the place, but also super calculated and considered since you’ve gotta control more than one blade.

I think it works.

@ambassadordhael.bsky.social

Form I - Shi-Cho.

The safe, well-rounded style. Doesn’t fail at anything in particular although it’s not brilliant at anything either.

I think a safe, uncomplicated, but dependable style works best!

@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social

Jeff Hardy.

Trippy. A bit crazy. Masks (well, face paint in Jeff’s case). Mellow but also somehow hyperactive. Looks like they’d both smoke weed (which Jeff does). Questionable tastes in fashion.

That about sums it up.

@ambassadordhael.bsky.social

Mighty Molly Holly.
There’s a mixture of seriousness and silliness between her and your muse that just kinda match-up in my head.

@neonliiight.bsky.social

This is purely a vibes things.
That’s the whole logic.

Rikishi.