the white girl at the rheumatologist said my name with perfect pronunciation…im impressed…
September 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the white girl at the rheumatologist said my name with perfect pronunciation…im impressed…
my mom literally just gave me a mullet so she has no reason to NOT know atp
September 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
my mom literally just gave me a mullet so she has no reason to NOT know atp
people who make social media for their pets were stage parents in a different timeline (derogatory)
September 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
people who make social media for their pets were stage parents in a different timeline (derogatory)
the thing about new coworkers is that you really dont know who is safe to test out new material on. which is horrible for a guy like me who always has new material
September 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
the thing about new coworkers is that you really dont know who is safe to test out new material on. which is horrible for a guy like me who always has new material
more people need to hang out with 80 year olds they have some real shit to say
August 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
more people need to hang out with 80 year olds they have some real shit to say
a medication being called skyrizzy just feels like a fucking joke
August 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
a medication being called skyrizzy just feels like a fucking joke
stopped using twitter for good maybe cause it was giving me mental illness but here i am on the other twitter except this one doesnt feed my dopamine addiction
July 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
stopped using twitter for good maybe cause it was giving me mental illness but here i am on the other twitter except this one doesnt feed my dopamine addiction
does anyone ever finish anything
July 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
does anyone ever finish anything
thc topical sing my muscles to sleep
May 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
thc topical sing my muscles to sleep
hannah enbiender whatever acts like a middle schooler cussing for the first time
April 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
hannah enbiender whatever acts like a middle schooler cussing for the first time
my job is literally panels. PAAANNEELLSSS
April 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
my job is literally panels. PAAANNEELLSSS
all the white non binaries are doing to lu what all the fanfic girlies of 2013 did to the name eleanor
April 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
all the white non binaries are doing to lu what all the fanfic girlies of 2013 did to the name eleanor
i got new nail polish and of course im obsessed with it but tell me why it looks worse with no top coat. thats just devastating
January 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i got new nail polish and of course im obsessed with it but tell me why it looks worse with no top coat. thats just devastating
a month ago i kept saying being unemployed is the best thing ive done for my mental health but now i dont have money so its the other way around
September 17, 2023 at 1:45 AM
a month ago i kept saying being unemployed is the best thing ive done for my mental health but now i dont have money so its the other way around
this wouldnt be the first time a family member is mad at me for saying their parent is a bitch
September 16, 2023 at 5:08 PM
this wouldnt be the first time a family member is mad at me for saying their parent is a bitch
nobody wants to talk about how isolating it is to find fart jokes funny in your 20’s
September 12, 2023 at 6:00 PM
nobody wants to talk about how isolating it is to find fart jokes funny in your 20’s
bobby flay looks like a little baby boy (derogatory)
September 1, 2023 at 2:58 AM
bobby flay looks like a little baby boy (derogatory)