QuebecTango (yes, THAT one)
@quebectango.bsky.social
Semi-professional flounce-artist. Cats, Lego, former world class Photoshopper now replaced by any talentless wanker who can use an AI. Holed up in Norfolk with @acemas21.bsky.social waiting for the apocalypse.
May 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
🙋🏻♂️ So it landed on a cloud?
April 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
🙋🏻♂️ So it landed on a cloud?
The late Vivean Gray returns as Mrs Mangel in Avengers: Doomsday
March 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The late Vivean Gray returns as Mrs Mangel in Avengers: Doomsday
No. This is a Squitten.
March 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
No. This is a Squitten.
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
March 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
Yes. You certainly look friendly, *checks notes* Keith.
February 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yes. You certainly look friendly, *checks notes* Keith.
Is it this? If so, I've learned you can get them off with WD-40 #getalifehack
February 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Is it this? If so, I've learned you can get them off with WD-40 #getalifehack
How did none of us see this?! It was right there. We are all dwarfed by his intellect. Dwarfed!
January 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
How did none of us see this?! It was right there. We are all dwarfed by his intellect. Dwarfed!
Taking our XXXL Maine Coon "kitten", Gertie, to have her plumbing ripped out shortly. Eep!
January 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Taking our XXXL Maine Coon "kitten", Gertie, to have her plumbing ripped out shortly. Eep!
Our cats are trying to send a message. It's either "We hate Lurpak" or "We hate Christmas" or both. 🤷🏻♂️
January 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Our cats are trying to send a message. It's either "We hate Lurpak" or "We hate Christmas" or both. 🤷🏻♂️
Meanwhile, in Vietnam, my mate, Steve, spotted this beauty.
December 17, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Meanwhile, in Vietnam, my mate, Steve, spotted this beauty.
"Evil cunt, Norman"
December 16, 2024 at 1:39 PM
"Evil cunt, Norman"
"How are you still alive?! I swallowed you whole!"
November 28, 2024 at 7:19 AM
"How are you still alive?! I swallowed you whole!"
Nice of them to add little pep talks for introverts.
November 25, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Nice of them to add little pep talks for introverts.
Is that one of those handrails you get in the disabled toilet?
November 17, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Is that one of those handrails you get in the disabled toilet?
Ah. That explains it.
January 26, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Ah. That explains it.
Loving these seduction tips they're putting on cereal boxes now.
January 20, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Loving these seduction tips they're putting on cereal boxes now.
Good to see they've started putting pictures of missing children on milk in the UK like they do in the US but this seems a bit on the nose doesn't it?
December 16, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Good to see they've started putting pictures of missing children on milk in the UK like they do in the US but this seems a bit on the nose doesn't it?
Are scammers contractually obliged to include a typo or glaring misspelling or grammatical error in their click bait? Every. Single. Time.
November 29, 2023 at 9:09 AM
Are scammers contractually obliged to include a typo or glaring misspelling or grammatical error in their click bait? Every. Single. Time.
Odd. They seem closer.
November 3, 2023 at 7:15 AM
Odd. They seem closer.
The ultimate "But isn't that the point?" headline.
November 1, 2023 at 9:54 AM
The ultimate "But isn't that the point?" headline.
MPs holding beachballs
#1 Steve Barclay
#1 Steve Barclay
October 3, 2023 at 12:50 PM
MPs holding beachballs
#1 Steve Barclay
#1 Steve Barclay