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quasarmike.bsky.social
Last of the Brunnen-G
@quasarmike.bsky.social
400 followers 480 following 790 posts
NSFW and attempts at comedy content from this point on. Have other opinions too, take what you want and ignore the stuff you don't
LGBTQ+, transphobes not welcome. I'm intersex and very gay
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quasarmike.bsky.social
I hate them because of the build up of weird vinyl boogers in the machine (also consumerism, so much consumerism).

They are missing a trick though, should do a l'oreal and make a near-pointless duo pump, a big one that can be refilled, with no vinyl boogers and looks super fancy 😁
Modified image of a duo pump l'oreal serum (one side a warm white serum, the other a warm golden brown serum in glass container, gold plastic top with two outlets). "Nettoyage, les duo, pour les plats" (cleaning, the duo, for the plates) purposefully strained use of the french language.
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
The vulnerable, the marginalised and the working poor are targets of governments in the UK/US. Those same governments are packed with lobby bought shills, people who endorse gen*cide, peddle weapons of mass death and allow industries that are destroying the climate, the economy and the people...
"Wealth Creation...... I hear this term falling out of ministers mouths at the moment, it's become one of those irritating phrases politicians use when they are incompetent schmucks with limited creativity. Phrases like: "difficult decisions" - for you mostly, and the most vulnerable, not the ones who's bank balance needs to be truncated it's that large "in the round" - to consider an issue comprehensively, but actually only focus on taking away the bit vulnerable people need to survive "It is right" - Precedes a reprehensible policy against vulnerable people, inferring it's a moral act, rather than the cowardly act it really is "fiscal responsibility" - an excuse to take away support for vulnerable people, whilst pretending there aren't other options "black hole" - when a minister doesn't know how the country's finances work, they use phrases they also don't understand to push harmful policies against vulnerable people "Wealth Creation" - but only for those already filthy rich and only by raiding your labour, wallets and lives of vulnerable people "Growth" - not for your wages, but definitely for your costs "rules based order" - they don't use this one anymore, as they are the most prominent rule breakers It's the opposite of knowledge, listening to them feels like a loss and you were better informed before they started speaking. The consistent target of nearly all these phrases are the vulnerable, marginalised and more recently the retired. Labour seems to enjoy targeting the vulnerable, even more than the Conservatives. This government is like a horror film, where we're tied to a chair in a darkened theatre, as someone emerges out of the shadows to torture us. It's Kier Starmer with an hour long speech, Lisa Nandy as the gaslighting side act, Cooper making sure we can't heckle, Lammy in the wings with the modern day axis powers and the rest of the cabinet filling the room with white noise.... The show nobody wanted, but everyone is paying for."
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
quasarmike.bsky.social
Aga's are a convenient way for rich people to burn all that excess money they stole, extorted and hoarded.

Luckily, eating the rich is as enjoyable and safe cold, as hot. Now, everyone tuck your napkins in and don't ask where the food comes from...
Iconic scene from Rocky Horror Show as Dr Frank'n'Furter picks up an electric carving knife and exclaims "it's a rather tender subject" about the food
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
quasarmike.bsky.social
Who's your lifelong TV crush?
Mine is, and always has been Christopher Judge ❤️, he's the reason the word "indeed" is my go to affirmative 😁
Christopher Judge sitting on a warm grey couch, beaming smile, looking at the viewer. If someone smiled at me like this, I'd never need therapy, it lights up the room and everyone in it.
October 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
It's a victory worth celebrating, I understand the comments holding back, protect yourself however you need to in these dark times. But, give yourself some time to celebrate these victories, let it give you a boost, don't let bigots gatekeep that. Debbie wouldn't want that and neither do I
Debbie Novotny from the American Queer as Folk series, played by the irrepressable icon Sharon Gless. Wearing her signature red/rainbow vest, filled with badges like "celebrate diversity", "PFLAG mom" and others not visible. Smiling up to the left of the image, wearing asymmetric loop red/white halved earings. Signature red/auburn wig and white undershirt. Background is a diner/cafe blurred.
October 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
@squirtcruising.bsky.social think you might have a cert issue...

Must be interesting being an engineer at squirt. Maybe I'd have had a better time as an engineer if I could play with infrastructure like S3 cumBucket, EC2big, Amazon CuckWatch, ElasticBeanstalk_Dom_Daddy_Deployer, IAM_asl, KMS_Caged
Cert issue error on a website
October 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
quasarmike.bsky.social
Just need someone to open it up for me
On all fours, from behind, showing the business
October 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
When he's so big, you get life insurance and update your will before meeting.... 😂
Large 2+ metre high phallus, with step ladder to the right with a man against it set against a warehouse background
October 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
Why TF are people like this? Not censoring, this guy made this public comment on a post he didn't have to engage with. F*ck racism and body shaming, you don't want to see NSFW stuff, that's fair. This isn't....
Text as follows, warning racism and body shaming... "Not fat oily Asian men, that's for sure. Idfk why in seeing your kind of content"
September 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
To be fair, I often want to do that, sometimes even when someone pisses me off or makes me angry...

I give Wooldoor energy 😁
Drawn Together meme, Hero and Wooldoor arguing, Hero: "don't make me kick your ass", Wooldoor "Don't make me suck your dick!"
September 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
quasarmike.bsky.social
Divine.... 😁😱
His Divine Shadow (in a hooded, folded, downturned layered black outfit reflecting enough light to see the shape and texture, but not enough to see a face or much else) and Kai, Last of the Brunnen-G, (outfitted in matt black wrap outfit and large hair bun, ponytail and trailing hair on the left of his face.) From Lexx, a scifi show who's popularity is inversely proportional to the quality
September 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
The gay triple point is scientifically proven, my study was peer reviewed.... By my cat.

Also, when a guy asks to triple point you, make sure you use plenty of lube, that phase change is brutal 😂
A water phase diagram, it's a useful diagram to show where multiple phases of a material co-exist in a delicate state, potentially shifting between the phases on tiny fluctuations in conditions which are the axis of this graph. In this case, I have modified the image to be about gay stuff as a joke showing the strange state a gay person finds themselves in when they exist between categories and life conditions. Being old, but not old enough, broke and tired
September 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
Halloween just around the corner, I need several eager guys to help with my Ash from Alien costume...
Ash, the android from Alien, after his head was put on a table and his "fluids" were all over his face
September 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
quasarmike.bsky.social
So, apparently the rapture is happening, it was supposed to happen pretty much every day for 200+ years, whole generations have passed thinking they were at the end times, but now it's definitely happening..... 😂
Star Trek: Generations meme, James Kirk in red, white ribbed collar Starfleet uniform, raised eyebrows, top-down lighting and text saying "Don't tell me, Tuesday"
September 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
It's useful when the packaging matches the use of the product. My guest books would only be half as full without it, some guests have really huge luggage and need help squeezing through the doors....
A picture of a chemical product called Hydroxypropylmethylcellulose (HPMC), it's in a slightly cloudy solution in a beaker behind, as a powder in a glass evaporation dish up front and top the side a b*tt plug type container 3/4ths full with powder
September 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
Trump nussy.... if I saw it, you have to see it too. I'm not having nightmares alone 😂🤮
Warning - Image of Trump, may cause offence or damage to the eyes and mental wellbeing of actual human beings. Picture of his patchy orange face and close up of his "ball sack with hole" neck
September 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
For an unknown reason I want to watch "Death Becomes Her" 🤔
A great film for all occasions
Promo from original film "Death Becomes Her" Madeline in a backless red dress with an unnaturally turned head facing the viewer with an arm around Ernest, who in turn is holding a candelbra through a hole in Helens midbody, she is wearing a white figure hugging dress looking shocked. Background is a green marble-effect wall.
September 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
quasarmike.bsky.social
LinkedIn is a trash fire, but I will always use it to support trans rights, Gaza and call out sh*tty companies. We have to use the platforms we have, LinkedIn is where CEO's/stakeholders spend their time, I want to make that time uncomfortable for them, maybe change could happen... I'll keep trying
LinkedIn post text as follows: "A reminder, if you work in tech, you've worked with a trans person. Don't let the current attacks on them stand, they are your colleagues and have contributed to every piece of critical tech we have used. Life in the tech industry isn't great, but it's worse when right wing rags start creating hostile environments both in and outside of the office. Don't contribute to it, stand against it. Trans people are our colleagues, friends and collaborators, the people attacking them are useless, credulous, angry schmucks, they will never contribute as much as the people they spend their lives attacking. "
September 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
We want him out of the solar system, through this if possible...
The core of the Event Horizon ship, from the film of the same name.
September 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
quasarmike.bsky.social
Red flags are flying everywhere and we need to speak up.
These things aren't happening separately, if you are LGBTQ+ you have to speak up for Palestine, the same people coming for us are providing cover for a genocide too. This is solidarity, wake up and start marching ✊

#palestine #LGBTQ #UK
LinkedIn Post (in screenshot) text as follows: "We now live in a world where Wes Streeting will bend over backwards/forwards/sidewards to say that laws should be changed after Graham Linehan (known bigot, harrasser and creep) gets arrested for inciting violence (read the damn tweets before advocating for him, there's loads of them and you wouldn't want them targeted at your relatives). But, the government Wesley is part of decides that holding up placards protesting our complicity in a genocide is terrorism. That rights to protest and be represented/advocated for, bypassed, with a term of up to 14 years in prison, by a piece of regressive legislation new labour brought in and should have been binned years ago. There's a conclusion here, if your silent you will be forever silenced, if you fight back we might be able to stop this, stop our complicity in genocide and save our ability to speak as citizens, to stop us becoming cowed subjects to an authoritarian state. This isn't BAU (business as usual) anymore, we are in a political crisis and we are forever being distracted from it by the worst people who's family ties and proximity to wealth have elevated them way beyond their competencies or emotional capabilities. People like Wesley, Kier, Yvette, Lammy, Maya, Jones, Farage, Kemi, Tice, etc they want you to ignore the economic system that screws you over, the genocide, the stripping away of rights you need daily but were never aware of and the corporations that are slowly becoming our new unelected governments. #genocide #palestine #LGBTQ #israel #politics #wakeTFU"
September 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
quasarmike.bsky.social
Useful.....
September 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
quasarmike.bsky.social
F*ck transphobes, and their allies on the lobby-paid #EHRC
Their new guidance is a charter for prejudice, isolation & incitement to violence. Hopefully it's poorly constructed logic/arguments create a volume of legal action they have to bin the guidance altogether along with the execs of the EHRC
LinkedIn post text as follows: Transphobes use nazi language (Helen Joyce wanting to limit and reduce numbers) and quote nazi books. Everything about them follows that playbook. It's never an exaggeration to use the comparison when official bodies create impossible loops of logic to exclude trans people from public life and trans people aren't given media time to fight back. It's horrendous, and I fear for my friends and myself when the cross-hairs start to move and expand to other groups. We know this legislation will spill into gender non-conforming, intersex people and misogynoir. None of these ghoulish bigots care about women, they want to control them and are funded by conservative groups, anti-abortion lobby groups, billionaires and the types giving money to the orange goblin sex pest in the white house...
September 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
quasarmike.bsky.social
Labour are swines gorging out of the lobbyists trough. Appointing a transphobe to be comms director is a massive red flag that they endorse bigotry & hiring people for their connections not their competencies. #Labour #UK are just continuity tory with more transphobia & racism with even less empathy
Screenshot of quote post about hiring of transphobic schmuck from Sex Matters to be labour comms director (source pinknews). Text as follows: "Sex Matters (awful, but funny name) exists to amplify a confected political wedge issue, it has no intention of helping anyone. Well, all those donations obviously pay wages, so a limited number of people are benefiting from jobs who's primary KPI's are volume of posts on X and lobbying credulous Labour ministers. Look at their website and copy, it's crap, yet Labour is putting one of SM's genital obsessed thumb twiddling schmucks in charge of communications.... Keir Starmer you couldn't find anyone else? I just searched on LinkedIn and found a dozen better candidates. The country needs you to do better, don't pay someone to direct your communications if no one knows who he is on TikTok or YouTube. Your party losses are driven on those platforms where they won't hear this guys lacklustre messaging, just your ever growing list of failures commented on by people with millions of followers...."
September 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
quasarmike.bsky.social
I love a guy who holds my door open for visitors, it's good manners. I just have to remember with too many visitors all at once, to put the safety signs out 😁
"Caution: Slippery Surface" yellow folding floor sign
September 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
quasarmike.bsky.social
When your inner demon tells you to go for it, but reality warns you and your inner demon, that you're both about to need a lot of lube and medical aftercare 😬😲
2+ metre phallus on an orange sheet sideways with supports and a guy attempting to move/adjust the base at an adult toy expo
September 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM