Quartermistress
@quartermistress.bsky.social
Actor, writer, director, plays video games too much-er
She/her 🏳️⚧️
She/her 🏳️⚧️
Dm: roll for bollocks
Me:Nat 20 les go
Dm: the group are so impressed by your massive bollocks they invite you to the polycule
Me:Nat 20 les go
Dm: the group are so impressed by your massive bollocks they invite you to the polycule
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Dm: roll for bollocks
Me:Nat 20 les go
Dm: the group are so impressed by your massive bollocks they invite you to the polycule
Me:Nat 20 les go
Dm: the group are so impressed by your massive bollocks they invite you to the polycule
Me: I try to pass as a cis woman to those group of trans in the pub corner
Dm: roll for trannypassing
Me:6
Dm: they immediately clock you and call you a traitorous fag. Roll for initative
Me: bollocks
Dm: roll for trannypassing
Me:6
Dm: they immediately clock you and call you a traitorous fag. Roll for initative
Me: bollocks
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me: I try to pass as a cis woman to those group of trans in the pub corner
Dm: roll for trannypassing
Me:6
Dm: they immediately clock you and call you a traitorous fag. Roll for initative
Me: bollocks
Dm: roll for trannypassing
Me:6
Dm: they immediately clock you and call you a traitorous fag. Roll for initative
Me: bollocks
They stole Ara and put her in a British museum how could they
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
They stole Ara and put her in a British museum how could they
(Sips me gren tea) mmmh yes pity only I can enjoy it yums
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
(Sips me gren tea) mmmh yes pity only I can enjoy it yums
I think Niftys silly lil crashout song may be my favourite so far lol
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I think Niftys silly lil crashout song may be my favourite so far lol
He just a lil guy
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He just a lil guy
What about the peeper
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
What about the peeper
What the fuck there’s a massive hole in the dance floor who could have done such a thing
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
What the fuck there’s a massive hole in the dance floor who could have done such a thing
She fucked a kangaroo?
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
She fucked a kangaroo?
Buddha be like “oh nice she got here already”
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Buddha be like “oh nice she got here already”
She cut off her own hand to break free out of handcuffs and then covers herself in honey to fight barbarian style.
Perfection.
Perfection.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
She cut off her own hand to break free out of handcuffs and then covers herself in honey to fight barbarian style.
Perfection.
Perfection.
Talk about misunderstanding the parasocial relationship as well yikes
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Talk about misunderstanding the parasocial relationship as well yikes
Take my follow hot queer metalworking rat owner
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Take my follow hot queer metalworking rat owner
Whose posts will I like on bluesky then huh
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Whose posts will I like on bluesky then huh
Do you have a big ol detachable metal arm
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Do you have a big ol detachable metal arm
Fuck that’s so good
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fuck that’s so good
Now he’s just Cromwelled it
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Now he’s just Cromwelled it
As an anti monarchist I’m not sure I can support this until you become the “head of state of crumbs”
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
As an anti monarchist I’m not sure I can support this until you become the “head of state of crumbs”
I was ignored the betrayal is unfathomable
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I was ignored the betrayal is unfathomable
Insert whimsical comment here can’t think of anything else
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Insert whimsical comment here can’t think of anything else
I’m trying to doom scroll here I’ll have you know
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m trying to doom scroll here I’ll have you know
My Ara just keeps staring at me can I get a refund
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My Ara just keeps staring at me can I get a refund