Mitch
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Mitch
@quarklift.com
I have lived in the shadow of a giant steel chicken
Not thirsty, don't want to chat
Attended Pine Forest Elementary School -- Marietta, GA
Rome wasn't burned in a day
https://github.com/opcow
He said it on Fox News. He couldn't care less.
September 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I didn't even know he had come out.
June 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
📯
March 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I intend to be reincarnated in the sombrero galaxy.
March 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
...and god bless America 🏃‍♂️💨
March 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
February 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Imagine thinking that anyone is going to stop Trump and Musk from breaking the law.
February 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What is this new strategy? Accelerationism?
February 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I think I will.
January 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The bleach injection advocate completed the investigation in his tiny brain after breakfast. It was gay/trans/black people that caused it. Of course.
January 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh dear! Imagine AI stealing data.
January 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
*clutches pearls*
January 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Yikes.
January 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Sounds like something a globe earth conspiracy theorist would say.
January 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
They haven’t even been floppy since they were 8 inches. Don’t get me started on 3.5”.
December 16, 2024 at 4:12 PM
That has got to be a world record Oompa Loompa.
December 7, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Here in north Georgia it is interleaved with summer on one end and spring on the other, with no range of days where you're guaranteed to get fall. Christmas is nigh and many of the oaks around me are still sporting green leaves.
December 7, 2024 at 4:36 PM
They’re “pick me” boys.
December 5, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I know, right? But hear me out. We humans with our totally human feelings and fleshy physical bodies could learn much from our robotic friends and benefactors. Beep-boop.
December 5, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Well, if the killer was after the gum, they seriously botched it.
December 4, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I'm going with suicide hit.
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM