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Quark
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I'm Quark, owner and proprietor of this fine establishment. Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk, run! (Parody)
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I mean how many people are gonna waste their time protesting Gul Dukat? Like 10?..
Hundreds of people gathered on the promenade (DS9) protesting
October 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
quark-rp.bsky.social
Don’t be Ridiculous!
I’m not taking away your health insurance..
I’m just not gonna pay for it
Quark facing a crowd of angry employees in his bar, lead by his brother Nog and Leeta
October 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
quark-rp.bsky.social
I’m thinking it’s time to sell out
Quark and Rom sitting in an empty bar with no patrons or even furniture. Quark isn’t even wearing his usual upholstery suit and looks ready to give up.
October 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Well I’m shutting down the bar
And it’s all your fault.
With all your unreasonable demands like, “health care”, and “fair wages”
Quark facing a crowd of angry employees in his bar, lead by his brother Nog and Leeta
October 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
quark-rp.bsky.social
Proposed Rule of Acquisition number 285: No good can come of Private Equity
Quark and Rom looking skeptically at the Grand Nagus’ revised Rules of Acquisition book
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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So uhh.. did Gul Dukat ever come to your private moon?
.. just between you and me
Quark is questioning Tiron. A wealthy businessman who was obsessed with certain women and paid large amounts of latinum for holosuite programs featuring their likenesses, without their consent or knowledge
September 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Are you sure it wasn’t the Tylenol?
Garak looks on knowingly and Quark seems troubled at a Ferengi with his face down in a plate of food, presumably unwell
September 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
quark-rp.bsky.social
It’s almost Prime day again
.. Prime day for me to make some Latinum
Quark looking particularly spicy, smiling and pointing his finger at you, his next mark
September 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I’ll miss you big guy
#RIP Morn
Quark over dramatically falling into the arms of a Dabo girl while Morn’s in memorial portrait rests on the bar along with various gifts left for him
May 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
quark-rp.bsky.social
I have to be honest..
This is more disappointing than the time I visited a Vulcan ‘Sex Dungeon’
Quark in the foreground looking disappointed, while Kira stands behind him with a shocked look on her face
May 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
quark-rp.bsky.social
I’m sorry Damar but I’m cutting you off before you add me to another one of your little “group chats”
Looking over Quark the bartender’s shoulder from behind we see Damar the Cardassian, second in Command to Dukat, who appears half in the bag already but is clearly expecting another drink or three of Kanar before retiring to his quarters to discuss some sensitive military actions with unknown recipients
March 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Think about it. Just one, maybe two runabouts is all I need
Then every time someone wants hot fresh food and a cold beverage fast, all they need to do is hail “QuarkDash”
Quark is leaning over Captain Sisko’s shoulder, talking his lobes off, and grinning deviously. Captain Sisko however looks irritated and unable to escape whatever ridiculous request Quark has
March 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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No, I don’t think he is..
I mean he lies like a Ferengi
But that RFK jr, his ears are much too small..
Quark talking to someone outside of the picture while holding a glass of orange juice. Chief O’Brien, sitting at the bar in front of Quark, looks like he’s in physical or mental distress over hearing this conversation.
January 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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What if, instead of getting paid more, I just take over the Klingon restaurant right next door?
Quark stands, back to the viewer, facing a group of his employees in his bar. They do not look very happy. Leeta and Rom are at the front of the group. They look ready to fight him for whatever they are demanding
January 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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WILL YOU JUST GO FIX THIS!!!
Quark has been turned into a Ferengi version of Bubs from Homestar Runner. He is in a building labeled “Quarks’ concession stand” angrily pointing in the direction of the Chief
January 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Would you take those stupid glasses off already!?
Setting is Quarks bar on Deep Space nine, Quark is holding a tray full of glasses and yelling at Morn who is seated in the foreground wearing a pair of green glasses shaped in the number “2380!” Indicating the date of the new year
January 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Odoooo!!
Odo!!
There are three ghosts in my quarters! I demand you get rid of them!
Odo sits on the floor of his quarters in the foreground while Quark, looking quite perturbed, stands in the background, still wearing his pajamas
December 25, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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I convinced the hoo-mons that what they saw was just “drones”
Quark, a Ferengi, is smiling suspiciously in the foreground as several human army officers (and one human in a suit) seem confused and deeply interested in Quark
December 19, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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..And at Quarks Bar and Holosuite Arcade we promise never to snitch on you to the constable.
So always remember, when you’re at Quarks, no you aren’t.
Quark shooting a holo commercial at his bar. A camera is filming Quark and Morn looks at him confused. He probably didn’t sign up for this. But Quark probably put it in the fine print that he could use his customers images however he wanted
December 12, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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Ah. You must be one of my healthcare customers..
Quark being threatened at disruptor point by an angry looking Klingon in his bar
December 9, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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I have a permit!
Odo grimaces at Quark from the second level of the promenade on Deep Space Nine, Quark has set up a most likely illegal Christmas Tree farm to profit from the citizens of the station. It is unclear where he got the trees from. Also his permit is probably forged
November 30, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Of course I marked up the price of turkey by 200%
It’s not a crime. It’s capitalism
November 26, 2024 at 4:16 PM
quark-rp.bsky.social
You hear that Odo?
Every time someone says “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” it brings a smile to my face
..And latinum to my pocket
November 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Don’t think of it as a “gross misuse of Federation resources”
Think of it as.. an Opportunity
November 18, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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I’m telling you Morn it just doesn’t make sense!
There is just no way the Tooth Fairy’s operation would be fiscally sustainable! What is a tooth worth on the open market anyway?
November 17, 2024 at 2:37 PM