Merlin | Bipolar Fury Nightmare Crone
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quantumwitch.bsky.social
Merlin | Bipolar Fury Nightmare Crone
@quantumwitch.bsky.social
She/they. Zeneffable. Pagan. Married with cats. Artist/author. Ερινυς μέσα ανθρώπινος κρεατοφόρα. Death doula in-training. Chronically spoon-deficient. Lost in the space between my ears.
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🖤🤍💜♾️🐐⬆️🦁🔆🎠🌙
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Thanks to this post, I decided to test whether my cats would eat a black bean. The only cat that liked it was the orange boy. He had three of them, so we know he's got his fiber for the day.
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We've had a rough couple of weeks, between sick cats & hubby needing stitches in a fingertip, then my back & neck going out badly. So we treated ourselves to the K-Pop Demon Hunters sing-along show.

We were the only adults without kids, and I do not care. 😌 It was an absolute blast.
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Nope. I know the "hell" we're experiencing is, depressingly, real life, because my particular gods would not condemn me to an afterlife of this crap.

Remember, Shakespeare famously wrote "hell is empty and all the devils are here". Still the truth.
September 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hmmm... Found this 2 ft tall Jimsonweed growing in my yard. It definitely was not there a week ago when we last mowed. Quite interesting.

Any witches out there who have dealt with the plant in their practice?
#witchsky
August 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
According to Tegan, all is right with the world.
I sure wish I was a tiny, sleepy kitty with zero worries.
#Cats
August 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Met someone pretty cool for my birthday trip yesterday, in Chicago. Here's a picture of me and two Chucks (the less famous one is my spouse).

My actual birthday was today, and it was super chill (I slept most of it lol). And now I'm going to be reading #LuckyDay over the next week.

#ChuckTingle
August 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My handsome boy Ozzy, in all his adorable orangeness, on this #WhiskerWednesday.
August 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Quote this post with your first cell phone.

Omg, I resisted getting one for the longest time. Finally had to in 2000, after I locked myself out of my apartment & had to walk half a mile to the nearest payphone.

Ironically, I was working at a Motorola manufacturing plant when I bought my Nokia. 😜
August 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My own tuxie Cosima says good morning to lovely Flower, and wishes her all the best.
#TuxieTuesday
August 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Ozzy, Nadja & Tegan all squishing together in one giant lump in honor of Jude. #HedgewatchForJude
August 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Apparently I deeply offended some PhD historian by commenting on this picture with the comment below. I waved goodbye and blocked them, and now they have deleted the post so my joke won't even land.

I KNOW it's a terrible joke. That is exactly why I made it. "Twink Dongs". Simply awful.
July 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Not even going to bother with alt text.
July 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Double paws and snuggles for Jude. ♥️
July 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Just got my copy of Storyteller, edited by @thisjulieday.bsky.social! Now I have to find room on my two shelves of Tanith Lee books!
July 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My husband just texted me this image, which he found on a subreddit, where he commented "now I want a print of this to give to my wife. She has two main vibes: sheer unmitigated rage at the world, and this"
I told him I've never felt more SEEN. So great when your partner knows you so very well. 🥰🧙🏻‍♀️
July 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Cosima and Nadja are sending purrs and prayers.
June 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Fae sympathizes greatly on the heat issue. 🥵 Wishing for your safety as well.
June 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Ozzy, Tegan, and Nadja are sending every ounce of positive energy they can muster.
June 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Ozzy and Tegan offer a dose of their sun-baked fluffy goodness to bolster your energy, and wish you all the luck in the world.
June 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
May the pawsitive energy of this cuddle pile smooth your way.
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four that you know.
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

(Actually there were multiple Harry Potter characters, and my number one was Luna Lovegood, but I'm going to skip all of them for the more interesting characters.)
May 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Dead serious, these are both incredible.
May 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image.
March 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
With pleasure! My five babies, left to right: Fae, Nadja, Cosima, Ozzy, and Tegan.
March 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Do I dare hope for this moment? (barbarian!Aziraphale, damsel!Crowley)
March 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM