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Ilsa
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Blank description because, as a rule, social media is not to be trusted.
August 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I hear the guy was charged with assault with a deli weapon
August 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
August 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
June 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
June 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
First attempt with water. Started with a light trickle, which was fascinating for a few minutes. She played with the toys until her paws got a little too wet. I tried adding a tiny pool of water and putting her in it. She considered this and decided to go to the back of the tub.
June 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Has anyone tried training their cat to be tolerant of baths? What did you do?

I’ve started with putting kitten + toys in the tub so she can experience the environment.
June 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I was trying to look up something about meditation, but after seeing the WTF search suggestions, I promptly forgot what I was going to search. O_o
June 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
April 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
April 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
April 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Here’s some cute to break up the doomscrolling.
April 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
March 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I saw this and could physically feel my eyeballs trying desperately to back up further into my head, so now you must too.
March 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
March 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
February 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m torn between “I need this cup” and “I feel attacked”
February 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Oh look, Trump admin is ignoring court orders
February 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
February 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
February 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Was digging through stuff and found this great little souvenir from Cards Against Humanity. Completely forgot I had it. Given what’s happening, it’s telling I stumbled upon it now.
February 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
February 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM