Apparently, MAGA folks believe that they’re the only ones that are armed. Huh.

RIP David Lynch 🙏

If I was going to eat Elon Musk, I wouldn’t pair him with wine. I think I’d wash him down with root beer.

Do you think that tech billionaires would taste better with soy sauce or sriracha?

Damn, Luigi. Why did you stop so close to NY? And McDonald’s? Bro.

Boo, McDonald’s employee. Boo!

One of the things I’ve learned becoming older is that my younger self talked way too dammed much. Kids, there’s still time.