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· Nov 29
Look! I have a profile picture! This is what happens when I "cook."
So, I've told my job I'm leaving, and now I just keep attending work for another month? Why is this a thing?
March 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
So, I've told my job I'm leaving, and now I just keep attending work for another month? Why is this a thing?
I love when I embarrass myself asking questions I already have the answers to because my dumbass brain won't read, it'll only skim.
March 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I love when I embarrass myself asking questions I already have the answers to because my dumbass brain won't read, it'll only skim.
I've got a new job. A truly great offer. I'm over the moon.
This software engineer no longer needs to drive to work to sit alone in an office all day.
This software engineer no longer needs to drive to work to sit alone in an office all day.
March 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I've got a new job. A truly great offer. I'm over the moon.
This software engineer no longer needs to drive to work to sit alone in an office all day.
This software engineer no longer needs to drive to work to sit alone in an office all day.
I . . . don't understand what's going on here.
March 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I . . . don't understand what's going on here.
Haha. I'm six hours into an anxiety spiral when I should have been sleeping.
March 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Haha. I'm six hours into an anxiety spiral when I should have been sleeping.
I need to buy a house, because I want some of them free-range, outdoor kids.
March 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I need to buy a house, because I want some of them free-range, outdoor kids.
Did I get the job? No idea. Still waiting.
March 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Did I get the job? No idea. Still waiting.
I'm so insanely deep into the fantasy of having gotten this job that I will be utterly crushed if they turn me down.
February 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm so insanely deep into the fantasy of having gotten this job that I will be utterly crushed if they turn me down.
I'm absolutely filled with rage. There doesn't appear to be a reason, but if you want it directed at you, I can probably oblige.
February 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm absolutely filled with rage. There doesn't appear to be a reason, but if you want it directed at you, I can probably oblige.
I finally got over my irrational fear of technical interviews. How did it go? Fucking awesome. Now, I have a final round interview for a remote job.
February 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I finally got over my irrational fear of technical interviews. How did it go? Fucking awesome. Now, I have a final round interview for a remote job.
Feed me with gruel. I can't tell the difference.
February 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Feed me with gruel. I can't tell the difference.
I can't taste sugar or salt. Thanks, covid.
February 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I can't taste sugar or salt. Thanks, covid.
Who forgot what time her interview was and joined 15 minutes late?
It was me!
It was me!
February 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Who forgot what time her interview was and joined 15 minutes late?
It was me!
It was me!
The worst part about social media is that sometimes other people interact with my word vomit.
February 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The worst part about social media is that sometimes other people interact with my word vomit.
I'm having a fatalistic day, because *gestures around wildly*.
February 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm having a fatalistic day, because *gestures around wildly*.
Do you ever find yourself wondering what percentage of the American population now believes that the guillotine is the way forward?
I think about it a lot. There's a lot of rage out there.
I think about it a lot. There's a lot of rage out there.
February 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Do you ever find yourself wondering what percentage of the American population now believes that the guillotine is the way forward?
I think about it a lot. There's a lot of rage out there.
I think about it a lot. There's a lot of rage out there.
You know what's not great for one's COVID recovery? Moving offices.
I should be convalescing by the sea.
I should be convalescing by the sea.
February 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
You know what's not great for one's COVID recovery? Moving offices.
I should be convalescing by the sea.
I should be convalescing by the sea.
Can I go back to a time before I ever had covid? Instead of right now. When I'm sick, and my jerk kids won't go the fuck to sleep.
January 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Can I go back to a time before I ever had covid? Instead of right now. When I'm sick, and my jerk kids won't go the fuck to sleep.
I'm interviewing with a company that offers a 25% employer contribution to their employees' retirement accounts. If you need me, I'm fantasizing about being able to retire before I literally turn into dust.
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm interviewing with a company that offers a 25% employer contribution to their employees' retirement accounts. If you need me, I'm fantasizing about being able to retire before I literally turn into dust.
Will this illness never end?
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Will this illness never end?
COVID first timer over here. I'm snotting everywhere, like a human faucet. Drip. Drip.
January 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
COVID first timer over here. I'm snotting everywhere, like a human faucet. Drip. Drip.
This is now a plague house.
January 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is now a plague house.
Childhood me: When I grow up, I want to do very little work for a lot of money.
Well, I fucked that one up, didn't I?
Well, I fucked that one up, didn't I?
January 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Childhood me: When I grow up, I want to do very little work for a lot of money.
Well, I fucked that one up, didn't I?
Well, I fucked that one up, didn't I?
I want a job where I can go home when my work is done.
January 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I want a job where I can go home when my work is done.