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I used to think it was acceptable to punch Nazis. I still do, but I used to, too.
I always knew the real billions were made in satirical news

Tim Onion on track to be works first quadrillionaire confirmed
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Sometimes I go there to make fun of Nazis, but I got banned yesterday.
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
There's some guy named Mario out there who has an opportunity nobody in this world gets, and he's just squandering it every day he doesn't do the thing.
January 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
And 4 years later, the owner of the Washington Post stood behind Trump cheering on his inauguration.

Absolutely cooked
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Gawd Ben you sound just like my wife when I'm in the bathroom, reminding me that flushes exist
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Can't wait for some tanky to screenshot this as proof that you're a CIA plant
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I don't wanna be around anymore, Dr Collier.
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
And thirdly, what the fuck?!
December 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
But for real though thanks for utf8
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Most GPs in Canada make in the 200-300k range. So if you wanna keep some level of parity, and the USD:CAD exchange rate, probably somewhere in the 150-220k USD range for salary?

It's not like socialized healthcare means doctors live in poverty

Jesus Christ, there really are no good billionaires.
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I wouldn't get through a work day without it🖕
December 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Glad to see I'm not the only one who also noticed the uncanny valley ass dead-as-her-husband eyes
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Lol dumpster fire is on fire
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Just saw your replydown thread that you are in fact getting a fair deal which is good.

Now just the q about if the audio only version will still go on YouTube like it did before the video, and will the old videos remain on YouTube?
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hopefully one thing that's changed is that you, Sophie and your crew are gonna be getting a fair cut from this deal, and it's not all just going into some iHR exec's pocket.
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Because when your fundamental presupposition of axiomatic truth is that the metaphorical substrate of societal change is at the heart of truth, you necessitate articulated substructures deeply nested within the self evident yet irrational opportunistic validity.

And that's just a fact.
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My friend recently brought me a 21 year old bottle of some very fancy rum made near his home in Guyana. I'm saving it for the day it happens.
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I've heard the onion costs over $3600 a month!
December 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
And the correct take here is ban them both right?

Just wanna make sure we're on the same page here, because Mariupol looks a lot more like Gaza than Kiev and would be a more honest comparison.

Just wanna make sure we agree that Israel's genocide doesn't absolve Russia's
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Angela!!! Did you cancel your wall Street journal subscription? It's December
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
America (read: Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC) picked this over Bernie
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Yeah
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don't follow. Am I the one trying to fit in with the cult? Or the famously anti-fascist Gare?

I am no cultist, a quick perusal of my post history will show that. And Gare has a well established "not Maga" reputation, given their hosting one of the biggest leftist podcasts out there.
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM