Matt Qualls
@quallsmatt.bsky.social
This is my alter ego in the Normalverse.
It's your round, Malort.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's your round, Malort.
Plus, moving to Texas is out of the question what with the 100% tariff starting tomorrow.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Plus, moving to Texas is out of the question what with the 100% tariff starting tomorrow.
As a kid when TOS was on, I recognized it as being a modern day Aesop's Fables.
October 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
As a kid when TOS was on, I recognized it as being a modern day Aesop's Fables.
Bowden was my CLE player of the match. He was outstanding in goal!
October 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bowden was my CLE player of the match. He was outstanding in goal!
I saw them open for Humble Pie at the Inglewood Forum. I'm guessing in 73.
October 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I saw them open for Humble Pie at the Inglewood Forum. I'm guessing in 73.
My son used to get goalkeeper training from Evan back when he was with the City Stars.
September 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My son used to get goalkeeper training from Evan back when he was with the City Stars.
It's determined by odd or even zip codes.
September 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's determined by odd or even zip codes.
They should give him a Nobel Prize and scurry him away to a Village like on The Prisoner.
September 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
They should give him a Nobel Prize and scurry him away to a Village like on The Prisoner.
Dr Crusher, don't forget to put yours on first before helping Wesley's with his.
September 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Dr Crusher, don't forget to put yours on first before helping Wesley's with his.
Well, you know a West Palm Beach estate doesn't decorate itself.
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Well, you know a West Palm Beach estate doesn't decorate itself.
USMNT always seems to play like they're entitled and not with the passion of playing for your country that you see in other countries' teams. The Women's team plays with passion.
September 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
USMNT always seems to play like they're entitled and not with the passion of playing for your country that you see in other countries' teams. The Women's team plays with passion.
When your countrymen are deported needlessly, you play with way more passion.
September 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
When your countrymen are deported needlessly, you play with way more passion.
May I clean your cleats, sir?
September 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
May I clean your cleats, sir?
It used to rain on the first day of school every year that I lived in Huntington Beach. This would have been the first day of school back in the day.
September 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It used to rain on the first day of school every year that I lived in Huntington Beach. This would have been the first day of school back in the day.
It's not like it's new technology.
August 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's not like it's new technology.
It always makes me wonder why they don't use picture in picture. This applies to Premier League matches, also.
August 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It always makes me wonder why they don't use picture in picture. This applies to Premier League matches, also.
Perhaps when Trump sends the National Guard to New York, they can take care of the pitch.
August 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Perhaps when Trump sends the National Guard to New York, they can take care of the pitch.
My wife had lunch with her retired librarian friends. Would they be an old cardigan or a comfortable cardigan?
August 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My wife had lunch with her retired librarian friends. Would they be an old cardigan or a comfortable cardigan?
Gifting you the mini Jesus would have been a straight act of love. Conditions, conditions, we save those for Cincy supporters.
August 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Gifting you the mini Jesus would have been a straight act of love. Conditions, conditions, we save those for Cincy supporters.