Lady Bird
@qualitytips.bsky.social
Gay women are pretty fucking awesome I guess
Watching Bound (1996) while furiously taking notes and drooling like I'm seeing food for the first time in 5 days
June 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Watching Bound (1996) while furiously taking notes and drooling like I'm seeing food for the first time in 5 days
This woman is bad for my resting heart rate, good god
June 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This woman is bad for my resting heart rate, good god
We need to bring hags back into the world, old women look too young nowadays and I keep passing them by
May 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We need to bring hags back into the world, old women look too young nowadays and I keep passing them by
Anyone want their fortunes read? I'm really good at it apparently
I'm losing my wife to James Sunderland how the hell does this happen. Next time I'm picking a full on lesbian but even then this would probably happen again.
March 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Anyone want their fortunes read? I'm really good at it apparently
Why the hell is there a 9/11 jumpscare in my yuri
March 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Why the hell is there a 9/11 jumpscare in my yuri
I could never watch Handmaid's Tale, these bitches stare too much
February 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I could never watch Handmaid's Tale, these bitches stare too much
If Jayce and Viktor were women they'd be dry humping in the academy's lab I'll tell you that much
February 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If Jayce and Viktor were women they'd be dry humping in the academy's lab I'll tell you that much
Using a hitachi magic wand to win mario party mashing minigames
February 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Using a hitachi magic wand to win mario party mashing minigames
We're moving like field cattle, slow with a vague air of sadness
January 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
We're moving like field cattle, slow with a vague air of sadness
I think the local mormons are gangstalking me
January 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think the local mormons are gangstalking me
In a bluff-off with my car where it throws out a warning light and I stare at it until I crash into oncoming traffic and it goes away
January 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
In a bluff-off with my car where it throws out a warning light and I stare at it until I crash into oncoming traffic and it goes away
I can feel the big tittied beer maid within me screaming and clawing its way out. I need to get to Europe FAST
January 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I can feel the big tittied beer maid within me screaming and clawing its way out. I need to get to Europe FAST
My body is a machine that turns cherry sours into tummy ache
January 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My body is a machine that turns cherry sours into tummy ache
My friends call me mama bird because I sit on their stuff and keep it warm
January 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My friends call me mama bird because I sit on their stuff and keep it warm
I'm losing my wife to James Sunderland how the hell does this happen. Next time I'm picking a full on lesbian but even then this would probably happen again.
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm losing my wife to James Sunderland how the hell does this happen. Next time I'm picking a full on lesbian but even then this would probably happen again.
Thought about another woman's name and I almost threw up, I can't believe I just cheated on my wife like that, I need another lobotomy to atone for my sins and prevent any further cheating
January 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Thought about another woman's name and I almost threw up, I can't believe I just cheated on my wife like that, I need another lobotomy to atone for my sins and prevent any further cheating
Hey you know that ominous wooshing sound in movies and stuff? Yeah thats me, the directors pay me in crumpled 20's from their back pocket
January 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hey you know that ominous wooshing sound in movies and stuff? Yeah thats me, the directors pay me in crumpled 20's from their back pocket
i still think a grizzly bear would demolish some wonderbread
January 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i still think a grizzly bear would demolish some wonderbread
The demon monsterlady in marvel rivals is really hot when she fucks my backline in the ass
January 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The demon monsterlady in marvel rivals is really hot when she fucks my backline in the ass
Domestic violence is common in lesbian relationships? I don't know what lesbians you're talking to. I like being hit by my wife!
January 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Domestic violence is common in lesbian relationships? I don't know what lesbians you're talking to. I like being hit by my wife!