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100% bad takes. 200% another thing. Rat race bookie.
Tid the season to remeber
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Tid the season to remeber
When you use the pinky instead of the index finger it's a wet william
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
When you use the pinky instead of the index finger it's a wet william
I hate when you sip and the ice blocks your drink from being sipped.
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I hate when you sip and the ice blocks your drink from being sipped.
Me rolling up to the next protest
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Me rolling up to the next protest
Ordering breakfast at a diner and asking for an Orenthal James.
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ordering breakfast at a diner and asking for an Orenthal James.
You solve pedophilia with hotter people with dwarfism.
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
You solve pedophilia with hotter people with dwarfism.
ICE raids are Fash Mobs
October 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
ICE raids are Fash Mobs
Tums should make a version of their assorted berry chewy bites that’s just candy.
September 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Tums should make a version of their assorted berry chewy bites that’s just candy.
Out: Joker movies
In: Bomb Voyage origin story
In: Bomb Voyage origin story
September 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Out: Joker movies
In: Bomb Voyage origin story
In: Bomb Voyage origin story
Why have a vpn if websites can just restrict access to/through vpns? Probably China
September 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why have a vpn if websites can just restrict access to/through vpns? Probably China
Dudes love rhythmically slapping their bellies.
September 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Dudes love rhythmically slapping their bellies.
Back in my day we had to pay for our emojis.
August 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Back in my day we had to pay for our emojis.
I think my favorite part about reading is adding the book to my kindle.
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I think my favorite part about reading is adding the book to my kindle.
Aloe gel is always 6 degrees cooler than the ambient temperature for some reason.
August 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Aloe gel is always 6 degrees cooler than the ambient temperature for some reason.
TACO is “what are you going to do, stab me?”
August 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
TACO is “what are you going to do, stab me?”
How the fuck do we even know about quinoa? Fucking tiny ass little ass nutrient mother fuckers.
July 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
How the fuck do we even know about quinoa? Fucking tiny ass little ass nutrient mother fuckers.
Dentistry is owned by big mint. Teeth are fake.
July 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Dentistry is owned by big mint. Teeth are fake.
“I’d do anything for my country.” - Person who won’t learn any other skill
July 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’d do anything for my country.” - Person who won’t learn any other skill
No man is an island. They are a peninsula, because it looks like a little dick.
#philosophy #geography
#philosophy #geography
June 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
No man is an island. They are a peninsula, because it looks like a little dick.
#philosophy #geography
#philosophy #geography
80/20 - Regulations establishing a minimum coarseness and ply of toilet paper.
May 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
80/20 - Regulations establishing a minimum coarseness and ply of toilet paper.
If you make a mistake at work, when you realize the mistake you can go “Oh No!” and jab yourself with a big syringe and say “whew… sorry about that” and they can’t ask you to elaborate.
May 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you make a mistake at work, when you realize the mistake you can go “Oh No!” and jab yourself with a big syringe and say “whew… sorry about that” and they can’t ask you to elaborate.
Dawg Sawyer looks like if Matthew McConaughey was a purse. #duster #whosquishedthatdudesface
May 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Dawg Sawyer looks like if Matthew McConaughey was a purse. #duster #whosquishedthatdudesface
It’s The King and I but the part of the king is played by a meatball and it’s called The Meatball and I
May 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s The King and I but the part of the king is played by a meatball and it’s called The Meatball and I