That happens when you get older.

Don't come for me and my Lego bonsai tree

Need to get rid of that towel and then put a 🍆 emoji over your middle

🤣

Spiced?

Mulled wines and mulled ciders are gorgeous winter warmers.

A grave mistake so to speak

It took less effort getting approved for basically a £10,000 loan-on-a-card than it did dealing with credit checks and background-checks and address checks for changing my mobile contract.

Make it make sense

Holy shit! Wtf!? 😡 i wanna break someone's dirty little hands

Sorry to hear that. Absolutely justified a self-comfort. Share what comfort you get?

Rip that spider

The % of adults circumcised in the US is estimated to be 80%. If it caused double the autism, why is that not reflected in the statistics? The rate of autism in the US is not that much different from other developed nations (that aren't circumcised)

I think this guy just has dick for brains.

Why has politics all of a sudden started putting people way out of their depth in positions of decision making. Jfc

Hygiene is not a reason to get circumcised. Learn to clean yourself daily

Send them my way so they can make me sing

RIP Magefront (2019-2025)

RIP Concerning Matters of Blood (2024-2025)

Ok ok Seki's butt 😆

Your butt

You could say I'm both of these two:

Where do I sign up?

Depends on if listening/reading counts or not