The leadership of the Democratic party would literally be more useful as a macabre set of soup bowls than they are as the opposition to the Trump administration.

Schumer blames Trump for possible shutdown after he backs out of meeting with Democrats - ABC News share.google/xrFv7eW77aEa...

I cured my autism with cold beer and pussy

I wish you a shitty Rosh Hashanah, and a pissy jew year. Maybe with all those American tax dollars, God's chosen people can drag their genocidally stupid population into the 21st century and learn the difference between a mosque, school, or church, and a *cough* "tehrrohrist tlaining centohr".

I'm back in Twitter jail for another week. This time, I said "Somebody should 'little tweak' Ian Rapoport's knee into a pretzel" in response to him reporting Green Bay Packers TE Tucker Kraft's knee injury was a "little tweak". Elon's free speech app is a fucking clown show.

Mississippi has the finest placenames on the planet:

Looxahoma.
Nuakfuppa Creek.
Eastabuchie.
Nanachehaw.
Nitta Yuma.
Huskpuckena River.
Sucarnoochee.
Bogue Cheely.
Tickfaw River.
Scotchenflipper Creek.
Yalobusha.
Buttahatchee River.
Itta Bena.
Yockanookany.
Toby Tubby Creek.
Bogue Chitto.

This app really is just the liberal version of Twitter. I hate it here too, but for entirely different reasons. It's obvious why everyone is fucking insane. Our positions are never challenged. Social media has herded us all into these hug boxes to reinforce our delusions rather than challenge them.

The healthcare system has been a clusterfuck for longer than I have been alive. RFK is merely the latest development in the saga. It is beyond insufficient to just get rid of this buffoon. Your team winning will never bring back the people we lose to preventable disease every single day.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. People who listen to podcasts are insufferable fucking retards.

I genuinely think that the left should channel its anger into something more violent and productive than pithy memes and snarky rebuttals. It isn't working. This is an echo chamber. The right isn't listening to you, and even if they did, nobody is taking you seriously.

People who listen to podcasts are insufferable fucking retards.

Shit before Shower, unleash your Power
Shower before Shit, seal your Casket

How bout 289lbs and hairless balls?
How bout 3 inches and dim?
How bout you breathe from this rag?

Peeling your pussy off like a sticker

and frisbeeing it into the ocean

Hey, did you get the beheading video I sent you?

While I'm suspended on Twitter, I'm gonna steal funny jokes I read on there and post them here as my own without crediting the OP. They'll never know.

We peaked making album covers in 1972.

I just got suspended for a week on X (formerly Twitter [the freedom of speech app]) for telling an account with the handle @Mlon_Eusk69 to "hop off a railroad bridge"