🎶Timmy is an average kid🎶

🎶That no one understands🎶

🎶Mom and Dad and Vicky🎶

🎶Always giving him commands (bed, twerp!)🎶

🎶Doom and gloom up in his room Is broken instantly🎶

🎶By his magic little fish who grant his every wish -

Secret Service Agent - "Mr. President we have to flee the country"

🎶Don't think about it too much, too much, too much, too much🎶

🎶There's no need for us to rush it through🎶

🎶Don't think about it too much, too much, too much, too much🎶

🎶This is more than just a new lust for you🎶

🎶Oh-oh, don't think about -

Advisor - "Senator Graham it's time to go!"

"Coming!"

"A little Birdy told me you were talking bout me!"

So we're preaching hegelian dialectic in th black community now?

Fuck It I guess I'll be be Caesar.

🎶All I ever wanted was a black Grand National🎶

🎶Fuck being rational, give 'em what they ask for🎶

🎶It's not enough (ayy)🎶

🎶Few solid inna the left, but it's not enough🎶

🎶When somebody loved me🎶

🎶Everything was beautiful🎶

🎶Every hour we spent together🎶

🎶Lives within my heart🎶

🎶And when she was sad🎶

🎶I was there to dry her tears🎶

🎶And when she....

Advisor - "Are...are you okay Ms Cheney?"

Liz Cheney - "YES...yes....I'm fine just thinking about the past!"

Joe Biden - Abadadaba...
dababa....

Me: That's right Mr President they're going to dismantle the federal government.

"What are you doing David?"

I'll keep saying it if you're still using THAT app you are whether you like it or not tacitly approving and supporting one of the largest repositories of CP in the western world!

Stop giving me your backwards rationalization for your choice because that's what it is now!

A choice.

FULL STOP

"Did someone say Article 5..."

So he's basically Kid Rock in a suit......cool!

But he's our demonic turtle goblin!

"Damn, liberal women are always making me horny and giving cognitive dissidence"

"Eye's gone go to Congress and make Momma and Daddy proud!"

Trump - "Are we sure that what happened to President 'Yoom Suck You' won't happen to me right?"

Advisor - "It's actually Yoon Suk Yeol, Mr. President."

Trump - "Answer my question!"

Advisor - "Ohh your question about the upcoming coup, uhh yea....you'll be...you'll be alright."

François Bernier - "So I've developed this new system of categorization you see...."

18th Century Europe - "Oh really François that's incredible, well what animal will your new system categorize?"

François Bernier - "Humans!"

18th Century Europe - "We like the cut of your jib kid!"