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@qtcr1tikal.bsky.social
· Nov 20
🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨
🚨 URGENT
Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the Tasmanian Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the Tasmanian prince, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens.
Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the Tasmanian Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the Tasmanian prince, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens.
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨
i love how between the option of skipping a homemade coffee for store bought or making me late for work, the choice is always the coffee for my sister 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i love how between the option of skipping a homemade coffee for store bought or making me late for work, the choice is always the coffee for my sister 🥰
i’m the supporting character, nothing more :)
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i’m the supporting character, nothing more :)
If anyone has any information on the current whereabouts of Isabella Lorreta Janke (yes that one) my Dm's are open to you!! #lolcow #chrischan #isabellalorettajanke
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If anyone has any information on the current whereabouts of Isabella Lorreta Janke (yes that one) my Dm's are open to you!! #lolcow #chrischan #isabellalorettajanke
anyone got an invite code for kiwi farms? im tryna see something
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
anyone got an invite code for kiwi farms? im tryna see something
the snow on the ground makes me think of my childhood. today’s gonna be a good day! <3
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
the snow on the ground makes me think of my childhood. today’s gonna be a good day! <3
i do nothing as often as possible
doing stuff is so hard shoutout to people who do stuff
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i do nothing as often as possible
i love the way this makes me feel 💕
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i love the way this makes me feel 💕
I’ve spent years of my life ripping and tearing any emotional attachment I had for that women out of me. It seems she tried one last time. Guess my hard work paid off.
October 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’ve spent years of my life ripping and tearing any emotional attachment I had for that women out of me. It seems she tried one last time. Guess my hard work paid off.
just woke up. it’s noon. and i need someone to eat me out asap
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
just woke up. it’s noon. and i need someone to eat me out asap
should i start an onlyfans? i could use the extra cash and i do love attention 🤔
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
should i start an onlyfans? i could use the extra cash and i do love attention 🤔
work kicked my ass today. just wanna go home, masturbate, and drink. no necessarily in that order, either.
October 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
work kicked my ass today. just wanna go home, masturbate, and drink. no necessarily in that order, either.
thinking of recreating this
October 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
thinking of recreating this
stole my name from a streamer. she said she wished she named herself this, didn’t wanna make the same mistake 😂
if you came up with a good username years ago and it works and you use it for everything everywhere, I'm so jealous of you
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
stole my name from a streamer. she said she wished she named herself this, didn’t wanna make the same mistake 😂
people are so annoying 🙄i just need that one person to be obsessed with and to be obsessed with me and then im done talking to everyone
October 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
people are so annoying 🙄i just need that one person to be obsessed with and to be obsessed with me and then im done talking to everyone
When he makes your heart smile 😍❤️🥰😘❤️
October 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When he makes your heart smile 😍❤️🥰😘❤️
i can’t wait to be home in my bed 😫 only thing that could make it better is someone keeping me warm 😏😉
October 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i can’t wait to be home in my bed 😫 only thing that could make it better is someone keeping me warm 😏😉
this and a blunt. me and who? 👀
October 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
this and a blunt. me and who? 👀
all summer and not once did i get a chance to wear this out 😖 a tragedy…what if my ass isn’t this fat next year???
jk my ass will always be fat 🤣🤭
jk my ass will always be fat 🤣🤭
October 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
all summer and not once did i get a chance to wear this out 😖 a tragedy…what if my ass isn’t this fat next year???
jk my ass will always be fat 🤣🤭
jk my ass will always be fat 🤣🤭