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@qrsqrt.bsky.social
he/him. Despite my pfp I do not chill, but hope to one day do so.
Frankly, @captmarkkelly.bsky.social, it’s complete bullshit that you’re hitting me up for money when you just voted to advance a bill that dehumanizes trans kids like mine.
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Frankly, @captmarkkelly.bsky.social, it’s complete bullshit that you’re hitting me up for money when you just voted to advance a bill that dehumanizes trans kids like mine.
“As explained below, that decision was lawful…”
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“As explained below, that decision was lawful…”
Bart got his tattoo removed two decades before Platner had his added. Platner kept his tattoo for twenty years before covering it up, something that tattoo artists will famously do for free with hate symbols.
He should never have gotten it, and had every opportunity before now to get rid of it.
He should never have gotten it, and had every opportunity before now to get rid of it.
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Bart got his tattoo removed two decades before Platner had his added. Platner kept his tattoo for twenty years before covering it up, something that tattoo artists will famously do for free with hate symbols.
He should never have gotten it, and had every opportunity before now to get rid of it.
He should never have gotten it, and had every opportunity before now to get rid of it.
“I wish to see a virgin on-screen.”
October 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I wish to see a virgin on-screen.”
American oligarchs are destroying the future to sell a computer that can’t count, and each time they’ve claimed to improve it they’ve only made it worse at doing what they say is its job.
What they aren’t saying is that its real job is destroying trust and disempowering the rest of us.
What they aren’t saying is that its real job is destroying trust and disempowering the rest of us.
September 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
American oligarchs are destroying the future to sell a computer that can’t count, and each time they’ve claimed to improve it they’ve only made it worse at doing what they say is its job.
What they aren’t saying is that its real job is destroying trust and disempowering the rest of us.
What they aren’t saying is that its real job is destroying trust and disempowering the rest of us.
Newborn republicans -> republicans after hearing Spanish or seeing a Black person for the first time.
September 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Newborn republicans -> republicans after hearing Spanish or seeing a Black person for the first time.
jfc. Break up meta. Charge Zuckerberg.
September 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
jfc. Break up meta. Charge Zuckerberg.
Can’t wait for the attempt at a legal defense for this, which will almost certainly be some form of:
June 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Can’t wait for the attempt at a legal defense for this, which will almost certainly be some form of:
Complaining to my wife about the obscene line to get bagels this morning.
April 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Complaining to my wife about the obscene line to get bagels this morning.
Starbuck’s work face is just as white as always, but did become more female.
February 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Starbuck’s work face is just as white as always, but did become more female.
Congratulations to the new HHS secretary. Condolences to everyone else.
February 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Congratulations to the new HHS secretary. Condolences to everyone else.
As evidenced by the popularity of this “Daddy’s Home” bullshit. They are so excited to be abused again and cannot fathom how fucking broken they are.
February 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
As evidenced by the popularity of this “Daddy’s Home” bullshit. They are so excited to be abused again and cannot fathom how fucking broken they are.
mug check
15 years on and still my favorite gift, though the colors have faded from rainbow pride to pseudo-poly.
15 years on and still my favorite gift, though the colors have faded from rainbow pride to pseudo-poly.
November 23, 2024 at 3:48 PM
mug check
15 years on and still my favorite gift, though the colors have faded from rainbow pride to pseudo-poly.
15 years on and still my favorite gift, though the colors have faded from rainbow pride to pseudo-poly.
It’s all coming together.
Mug by highwave.com
Horga’hn by @chrisgutierrez.bsky.social
Sticker by @bajoran-orbison.bsky.social
Mug by highwave.com
Horga’hn by @chrisgutierrez.bsky.social
Sticker by @bajoran-orbison.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 9:06 PM
It’s all coming together.
Mug by highwave.com
Horga’hn by @chrisgutierrez.bsky.social
Sticker by @bajoran-orbison.bsky.social
Mug by highwave.com
Horga’hn by @chrisgutierrez.bsky.social
Sticker by @bajoran-orbison.bsky.social
Tech bros: “Where did you learn to be a stupid, horny liar!?”
AI:
AI:
October 16, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Tech bros: “Where did you learn to be a stupid, horny liar!?”
AI:
AI:
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Me? I’m in good hands.
Me? I’m in good hands.
September 6, 2024 at 1:39 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Me? I’m in good hands.
Me? I’m in good hands.