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Qrik
@qrik.bsky.social
Best-greatest skaven priest! Fire mage! Popular at BBQs! Rat supremacist! Ultra-religious worshipper of Horned Rat! He/him! Under 18? DNI! Others interact at own risk!
Qrik just got this-this email! New-new federal guidance for evictions! Now-now legal to start process after 7 days! Merry Christmas man-things you-you get homelessness from Santa Trump this year!
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Special appearance by Qrik's Gen 1 protobean by @bossmonstalv.bsky.social! Pink with yellow hair because: powered up-up by desert sunlight! Super saiyen protobean yes-yes!
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Man-things call-call this desert because very dry-dry!
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
UPDATE: sandwich get-get!
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
🎶Qrik wanting to be with you alone
And squeak about the Horned One! 🎶
🎶With your reputation and respect for the rat that you are
won't escape Qrik's attention 🎶
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
That is for buy-purchase the second tier of prizes for the thing-thing!
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
hnn!
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Yes-yes!
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Qrik adds-adds up all ingredients for cheeseburger meatloaf! Cost of 1 meatloaf: $42.28... This-this a rich man-thing's meal!
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Did everyone forget: Witchdagger?
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
hnn! Many rodent snouts here-here! As the Horned One foretold!
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Oh look-look wild Maushold complete with buddy badge! Qrik sure-sure no way this-this could be dog-thing in disguise...

Oh by the Horned One!
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@demonfinder.bsky.social: what about this-this skaven?
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Did Qrik do right-correct? #YingletCreator
October 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Big-big birria burrito all for Qrik!
October 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Accursed no-fur can't beat-defeat smart-clever Qrik!
October 17, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Qrik had big-big doubt that this reader-thing could keep-keep this promice but: jump-jump to level 66 today!

Qrik's mind: blown-blown!
October 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How-how does YouTube get-understand meaning of "liminal" more good-better than people who post-share "liminal" videos? Look-look at logo to celebrate liminal spaces! This-this right-correct!
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Pocket monster-thing highlights for today:
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Qrik so unsettled: forgot to link-link offer!
October 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Qrik walked-stepped into Taco Bell restaurant! Meet-meet cashier:
October 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
QRIK DISAGREES!
October 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Qrik completed friendship with pocket monster-thing "Maushold!" Now has small-small badge!
October 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Qrik best-greatest pocket monster-thing trainer of All Time yes-yes!
October 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM