His podcasts are well worth a listen. The one with Bobby Zamora is a bit sad as you get the feeling neither felt that valued.

Think this was the most shithouse so far. We did one thing all match.

Was getting worried my f5 key was going to wear out.

Wasn’t sure quite how American you were.

It’s a hart for Hertfordshire (where they are based).

At least other teams also being crap helps us.

Depressing to say but in that game I would have fancied Dykes to have at least scored. Lots of opportunities, all wasted. Can’t fault the players they gave all they had

Can you at least write the match report first. It’s the only thing getting me through supporting QPR at the mo.