With the amount of money in modern football, you think they'd have enough to hire a bloke with a stopwatch to time how long the ball is in play.

We need a dribbly winger and we have 2(!) on the bench.

I did not know this was possible.

My biggest pet peeve is probably refs blowing right at the end of added time, as if there wasn't any goals, free kicks or other stoppages in that 5 minutes.

How many attacks is Porro going to kill in this second half

We always look at our worst when teams can kick the shit out of us without any cards being given out.

Made the mistake of going on r/coys yesterday and it's an absolute state.

Our fanbase is proper grim right now.

this is like someone has left the controller upside down and something is pressing the stick to one side

Really excited to see some Moore and Yang today. It's the first game in a while I haven't been bricking it for.

Probably means we'll fumble it but anyway, #coys

Werner's runs in behind? Kinsky's long balls? Trent's aggressive positioning?

This could be spicy