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Astria
@qlerb.bsky.social
Owner of Dirt Lot Services LLC
Bringing a fart to a shit fight
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
This is how my body, my brain processed the new year. This why I slept through it, because I needed to go to the darkest place to pull myself out. This is what I found.

Tw: Thoughts of self harm (not actions)
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.

Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫

🙏

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Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m jealous my partner got a jury duty summons. I’ve never been asked to serve ever in my life. This is her third time.
December 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Glad we have a blue wave, but the democrats are still too right wing for me
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s snowing 😭
I do not consent to winter!
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
When you look at your YouTube Recap and you realize the chances of @pushinguproses.bsky.social killing you is slim… but never zero 🤣🤣
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I laugh every time someone says Godspeed

If I traveled at the speed of God, nothing would ever get done
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I knew this day was coming, it was always going to be bittersweet.

It’s not fair that she’s not here to see this. We can’t talk about it, recap it, nothing. This is where I wished there was an afterlife so I know she would’ve been sitting next to me watching it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Quiet Piggy.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Why are you bugging?
I stopped caring long ago.
Whatever, fuck off

Can’t say I have never written poetry.
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
We all start somewhere 🏳️‍⚧️💜
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
How come if I try to get a vasectomy it’s not a problem, but if I try to get an orchiectomy… all of a sudden no one can do them?
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hi I’m pandora, and we’re gonna be doing another unboxing video
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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lesbians
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Somehow amidst my wallowing in pain and depression… I was able to do 2 small bits of self care. An amazing feat at a time when I’m really just not caring about myself.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
“I like giving second chances”

Yeah except for me.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You know, they say “if you don’t like it here, move”

I would say the same, this is a place of inclusion and community, if you don’t like it here, move… back to the 1930s, leave the future bright for the rest of us.
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Finally Halloween is over #notsorry
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yeah ppl, Gavin Newsom ain’t it. He’s already shown his true colors. He’s holding up a peace symbol with one hand and a cudgel in the other.

He is not the leader we are looking for.
October 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This country could’ve been an email that I marked for spam.
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Is Halloween over yet?
October 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Once he’s gone, that building should become a museum dedicated to the evils of fascism.
October 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This presidency could’ve been an impeachment & conviction.
October 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
It sucks that you care so much about my gender. You know who doesn’t care about my gender?

My cats. THATS unconditional love (and frequent notifications that thy are hungry and I’m “starving” them 🤦‍♀️🤣)
October 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM