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the man in me will hide sometimes to keep from being seen
this is the funniest tweet of all time to me. what level of hating do u have to be on 2 dreg up every dogwhistle you've ever heard in your life
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
this is the funniest tweet of all time to me. what level of hating do u have to be on 2 dreg up every dogwhistle you've ever heard in your life
if you are asked the question "who would you go back in time and fuck" and you don't choose Bill Withers you're an insane person and ill kill you with a hammer
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
if you are asked the question "who would you go back in time and fuck" and you don't choose Bill Withers you're an insane person and ill kill you with a hammer
prog would be such a heat genre if they didnt play in circles literally every time
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
prog would be such a heat genre if they didnt play in circles literally every time
i hope so soooo bad the last paragraph of my wikipedia article says "died by a friendly fire incident"
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
i hope so soooo bad the last paragraph of my wikipedia article says "died by a friendly fire incident"
I know, I know. We've all heard at least 4 mambos at this point. But you have GOT to check this new one out
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I know, I know. We've all heard at least 4 mambos at this point. But you have GOT to check this new one out
woke up and hit my vape so hard i fell over and broke my toe
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
woke up and hit my vape so hard i fell over and broke my toe
ive come up with thousands of plans in my life, and ill come up with thousands more. i reckon only one of them will get me gunned down in the streets
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
ive come up with thousands of plans in my life, and ill come up with thousands more. i reckon only one of them will get me gunned down in the streets
went to delete my utorrent dead seeds and it said "are you sure you want to delete 283 objects?". man i have GOT to get a job
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
went to delete my utorrent dead seeds and it said "are you sure you want to delete 283 objects?". man i have GOT to get a job
i know I've said this before but jonathan ferguson could hit me really really hard on the head and id say thank you sir
November 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i know I've said this before but jonathan ferguson could hit me really really hard on the head and id say thank you sir
slurs spouted through GFWL are forever lost, like tears in the rain
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
slurs spouted through GFWL are forever lost, like tears in the rain
this liquor got me wanting to make a jonathan ferguson fancam
October 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
this liquor got me wanting to make a jonathan ferguson fancam
featuring the hit single "eather fumez"
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
featuring the hit single "eather fumez"
man i can't get over project silverfish. i don't think I've played a game before where essentially each and every piece of lore is tangible, and not just another piece of background worldbuilding. its just so damn tantalizing. god i wish the strange shopkeeper would explode me with their brain
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
man i can't get over project silverfish. i don't think I've played a game before where essentially each and every piece of lore is tangible, and not just another piece of background worldbuilding. its just so damn tantalizing. god i wish the strange shopkeeper would explode me with their brain
i can't learn it if it ain't on xbox
September 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i can't learn it if it ain't on xbox
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going to my therapy session and sighing loudly until they ask me whats wrong
August 9, 2023 at 11:13 PM
going to my therapy session and sighing loudly until they ask me whats wrong
great news gang! i google image searched 'bitch ass motherfucker' and none of us came up :) Except you.
July 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
great news gang! i google image searched 'bitch ass motherfucker' and none of us came up :) Except you.
stop, look, and listen. but PLEASE don't stare
July 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
stop, look, and listen. but PLEASE don't stare
every time i say Jolteon is my favorite eveelution everyone around me grabs the biggest rock they can find and hits me over the head until blood starts coming out of my ears
July 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
every time i say Jolteon is my favorite eveelution everyone around me grabs the biggest rock they can find and hits me over the head until blood starts coming out of my ears
I FEEL LIKE MAX KEEBLE
June 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I FEEL LIKE MAX KEEBLE
if i can be so for real i think a shrimp really could fry that shit if they put they mind to it. they seem like capable critters
June 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
if i can be so for real i think a shrimp really could fry that shit if they put they mind to it. they seem like capable critters
