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qhardy
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Nobody on their deathbed ever said, "I wish I'd been less grateful."
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning.
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I count six columns:
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
With the usual Master Race vibes.
October 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"The most threatening thing I've seen yet was the naked bicyclers (sic) down in Portland."
Armed men, dressed seasonally, against
October 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Pretty entertaining, considering just yesterday we got the verdict on DOGE. Promised $1 trillion, sometimes $2 trillion in savings, managed to save...nothing:

www.wsj.com/economy/fede...
October 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
One of the finest comics ever:
September 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Including tech-based white collar crime?
September 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
RFK has some new hires.
September 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I want to see one on top of every MAGA head.
August 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Merch time
August 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Reader comments:
August 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
August 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The Ukraine Reddit thread is pretty impressive right now. www.reddit.com/r/reddit_ukr/
August 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Missing from story: brand, size.
August 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Two minutes later, I'm reminded why I gave up writing satire:
August 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you're going to be mean about OpenAI, it's only fair to check out the competition. My former employer generated this:
August 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hey! Stop being mean to OpenAI.
Be mean to Google Gemini.
August 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Unknown Confederate drummer boy. Found in a local museum in northeastern California.
August 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
So, once we're able to go through space at the speed of light, about 17,700 times faster than did the Voyager spacecraft (the only man-made object to leave the solar system), we'll get there in two generations. Maybe.
This is why I wish billionaires would try to fix Earth.
July 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I searched through 17 of her tweets and have questions.
July 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The next graf says the numbers then fell back to $310k.
Also of note: They dramatically increased their pricing.
July 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM