I'm down to 5'5 from 5'7 so we're doing alright

but they also run my country entirely so 🥰

i genuinely believe that they have mental impairments to inhibit their decision making and just general thinking skills. they always come so close to the right answer and then right in the last second, veer off into goddamn fantasy land. it's hilarious and depressing at the same time.

there seems to be a weird number of the early bluesky crowd who just ended up being monsters in the space who aren't here anymore because they got found out as monsters

I don't even play dnd anymore because it's like 90% planning 10% playing and I cannot handle that lol

Check out the expansion that Ben Brainard is working on for 5e, I think it's mostly just additional subclasses. He mentioned it when I went to one of his comedy shows after the show was done, and that he was working out kinks and balancing but the beta of it was available. It might be more developed

for real. don't get me wrong I hate a lot of jazz for just being super technical behind the scenes but generally confusing to listen to. but it's like country music. the newer it is the worse it's seemed to evolve. I'm not a huge jazz head so I could be talking out of my ass here.

there are so many normal ass takes that outside of the internet people wouldn't even attempt to disagree with you on but the moment it comes to bluesky you're all of a sudden anti-women or transphobic or anything else. it's not lost on me that this is a matt Walsh ass post but I'm so serious

I think you just keep running into people who are agoraphobic trainwrecks who don't go outside or talk to people outside of the internet. There are absolutely insane ppl on this platform who didn't get ostracized or shut down when bsky popped up so they kinda took over.

yeah and I don't have a container of 500 grapes to spill all over the place only to get 40 in the gun and the remaining 460 on the floor

it's also doubly funny how much white musicians have been almost unanimously influenced by black musicians. ESPECIALLY since the 1920s. Yet racist scumfucks wanna talk about it being bad and devoid of style but like???? they've always been the pioneers of American music, of course they don't get it.

I WAS GONNA SAY THE PEANUT M&MS WOULD WORK GREAT THEYRE LIKE THE PERFECT SIZE (as someone who has never played paintball)

no shit you probably could if you got tiny grapes. you could probably do it with m&ms

I always heard the lyrics as coocoo kachoo

take the gulf War larp back to Arma, you were not even born when it happened.

I'm the only real Philly fan (I hate it so much and want it wiped off the map)

philly is never bearable anyways nothing is different

if you found a way to press that sandwich i'm sure it'd be better, i don't like the crumbly, gritty, sticky concoction that is the sandwich part