Adorable

It’s not about you, it never was. You’re just a set of holes used to me off😈💦🍆

Knock her up, piss whore

Yup

Just need to teach you a few tricks, and you’ll be rented out to be bred, fisted, and used as an ashtray and urinal for every cock and cunt that’ll pay me for the privilege to #abuse #gape and #cumcover every inch of you

Or if the same friend invited you to a cookout to meet his friends. He gives a drink; you take a few sips never noticing the weird aftertaste. Next thing you know it’s daylight, and you wake up in the driveway no clothes on very sore and sticky😈🍆💦

Like Eminem, I’ll fucking anything that walks

Given his profile, either a meth head or trafficker

20k parts per million

Supple, and perky