Naith Payton 🏳️🌈⚽️
@qbnaith.bsky.social
Chef, queer, bisexual, trans. Mad gay for Spurs and plants. Mostly just yelling about football. he/him
Had a shit day so I’m gonna eat an entire cheese about it
December 29, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Had a shit day so I’m gonna eat an entire cheese about it
My mum wants to watch rom coms on the sofa all day. My brother in law and I want to watch football on the sofa all day. There’s two of us and one of her.
December 26, 2024 at 9:08 AM
My mum wants to watch rom coms on the sofa all day. My brother in law and I want to watch football on the sofa all day. There’s two of us and one of her.
Making sure I have enough items and free space on Pokémon Go, cos I know my cousin’s son is gonna go NUTS on it today.
December 25, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Making sure I have enough items and free space on Pokémon Go, cos I know my cousin’s son is gonna go NUTS on it today.
Wrapping presents just now, and three times I have attempted to put the sharpie I’m holding into the pen pocket on my shoulder, which obviously isn’t actually there cos I’m not currently wearing a chefs jacket.
December 24, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Wrapping presents just now, and three times I have attempted to put the sharpie I’m holding into the pen pocket on my shoulder, which obviously isn’t actually there cos I’m not currently wearing a chefs jacket.
My subconscious absolutely outdid itself with last nights stress dream
December 23, 2024 at 6:03 AM
My subconscious absolutely outdid itself with last nights stress dream
Tottenham I love you, but god knows why
December 19, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Tottenham I love you, but god knows why
Why do my hands smell like salami
December 8, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Why do my hands smell like salami
Oh fuck off am I up this late trying to write a full Hospitality parody version of Mistletoe and Wine
December 2, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Oh fuck off am I up this late trying to write a full Hospitality parody version of Mistletoe and Wine
Christmas time
Cocaine and wine
I only get three hours sleep at a time
Cocaine and wine
I only get three hours sleep at a time
December 2, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Christmas time
Cocaine and wine
I only get three hours sleep at a time
Cocaine and wine
I only get three hours sleep at a time
Entering my soup era again
December 2, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Entering my soup era again
Tonight’s plan is special fried rice with EVERYTHING
December 1, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Tonight’s plan is special fried rice with EVERYTHING
It really is the beginning of the end for City isn’t it?
November 26, 2024 at 10:36 PM
It really is the beginning of the end for City isn’t it?
Having a little think about how my “class mobility” has gone backwards, I’m from a very upper middle class family - private school, Surrey house with multiple horses, skiing holidays every year - to being a chef living in Peckham who only really loves football. And I wouldn’t change it.
November 25, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Having a little think about how my “class mobility” has gone backwards, I’m from a very upper middle class family - private school, Surrey house with multiple horses, skiing holidays every year - to being a chef living in Peckham who only really loves football. And I wouldn’t change it.
I am home! So obviously I’ve immediately started eating all the salami I bought in Manchester
November 24, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I am home! So obviously I’ve immediately started eating all the salami I bought in Manchester
I am on a bus! London I shall be back in you later
November 24, 2024 at 12:17 PM
I am on a bus! London I shall be back in you later
Bit cold, innit?
November 20, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Bit cold, innit?
Manchester! I am in you!
November 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Manchester! I am in you!
I am in The North now, its very snowy
November 19, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I am in The North now, its very snowy
At Victoria coach station, the most depressing place in the world, like why do I do this to myself
November 19, 2024 at 11:02 AM
At Victoria coach station, the most depressing place in the world, like why do I do this to myself
Goodbye London!
November 19, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Goodbye London!
Any Manchester friends want to hang out this week?
November 18, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Any Manchester friends want to hang out this week?
I am officially on holiday! See you tomorrow Manchester
November 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I am officially on holiday! See you tomorrow Manchester
Load of shitty messages from work on my day off, so I’m going to go watch Star Trek in the bath about it
November 15, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Load of shitty messages from work on my day off, so I’m going to go watch Star Trek in the bath about it
Hey I guess I’m here now too
November 13, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Hey I guess I’m here now too