Qamar al-Qassam 🌙
@qamar-alqassam.bsky.social
Like a queergender Mowgli planting and photographing jungles on lands that I don't even own. Into palaeontology, archaeology, geology etc & saying cringeworthy stuff. My bed rock is cretaceous chalk of the south downs 🌿
Wallichia or the lateral palm like a Ravenala which is a banana relative #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Wallichia or the lateral palm like a Ravenala which is a banana relative #thicktrunktuesday
I'm a psychic poof and a telepathic batty boy. It's fabulous. I get soggy salty cracker FM all day. And my horse 🐓 would knock out any hateful poofphobic, battyholic bleached white flour products that have no original content #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I'm a psychic poof and a telepathic batty boy. It's fabulous. I get soggy salty cracker FM all day. And my horse 🐓 would knock out any hateful poofphobic, battyholic bleached white flour products that have no original content #thicktrunktuesday
Wow. That is insane. Can we bury all the chauvanitstic haters in a monument to progress and gay love? Ya know in the concrete. Maybe america can get 100 million cycads up it's arse, sorry ass.. #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Wow. That is insane. Can we bury all the chauvanitstic haters in a monument to progress and gay love? Ya know in the concrete. Maybe america can get 100 million cycads up it's arse, sorry ass.. #thicktrunktuesday
Psychosis or not I can hear my neighbour's talking about my massive 🐓. Either way drink my psychological urinary retentive piss. Stop harassing me in my brain and in "real life" #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Psychosis or not I can hear my neighbour's talking about my massive 🐓. Either way drink my psychological urinary retentive piss. Stop harassing me in my brain and in "real life" #thicktrunktuesday
Oh no my poor hateful neighbours disliking the sound of my tinnitus, hating my oscillopsia, disliking my pc fan orgy when I play warcraft... They should get lives and either have no moral compasses or they're pointing the wrong way round #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Oh no my poor hateful neighbours disliking the sound of my tinnitus, hating my oscillopsia, disliking my pc fan orgy when I play warcraft... They should get lives and either have no moral compasses or they're pointing the wrong way round #thicktrunktuesday
My music is so poofy. What if my neighbours can read my thoughts etc. What the fuck is going on?! #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My music is so poofy. What if my neighbours can read my thoughts etc. What the fuck is going on?! #thicktrunktuesday
My reflections are very disturbing. Rivers of blood against my wannabe oiran self. Be your own concubine #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
My reflections are very disturbing. Rivers of blood against my wannabe oiran self. Be your own concubine #thicktrunktuesday
I identify with cordelia chase #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I identify with cordelia chase #thicktrunktuesday
I'm scared beyond the real whores of the hanging garden of babylon. I'm just imagining ancient pimps and hoes now. People think it's funny I'm scared and can hear them saying they are gonna murder me... My life is like Hate and Hoppip 🍌 #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I'm scared beyond the real whores of the hanging garden of babylon. I'm just imagining ancient pimps and hoes now. People think it's funny I'm scared and can hear them saying they are gonna murder me... My life is like Hate and Hoppip 🍌 #thicktrunktuesday
Even if my neighbours aren't able to read my mind and vice versa with all the gospel of enoch it's still horrific... #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Even if my neighbours aren't able to read my mind and vice versa with all the gospel of enoch it's still horrific... #thicktrunktuesday
It's been a terrifying hell recently I've started *I'm aware how insane I sound* hearing my neighbours voices saying the most hateful and murderous stuff, reading my thoughts and vice versa. Completely different from just my own voice in my head... I miss simpler times #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
It's been a terrifying hell recently I've started *I'm aware how insane I sound* hearing my neighbours voices saying the most hateful and murderous stuff, reading my thoughts and vice versa. Completely different from just my own voice in my head... I miss simpler times #thicktrunktuesday
Genderqueers prefer monocots #thicktrunktuesday
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Genderqueers prefer monocots #thicktrunktuesday
My neighbour hates my penis she said it's awful, big and dark like a black man's cock.. Not that I've shown her irl she's just drifting in a out of my brain continuously. Everyone else wants to burn me at the stake too 🔥 #sevenonsunday
January 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My neighbour hates my penis she said it's awful, big and dark like a black man's cock.. Not that I've shown her irl she's just drifting in a out of my brain continuously. Everyone else wants to burn me at the stake too 🔥 #sevenonsunday
I do not miss the cyan-magenta strobe lights or the rainbow road effects. Even the minor dancing and flickering or the medium jerkyness bothers the fuck out of my neighbour who can see it too.. Not had insane oscillopsia for a while so challenge to the universe! #sevenonsunday
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I do not miss the cyan-magenta strobe lights or the rainbow road effects. Even the minor dancing and flickering or the medium jerkyness bothers the fuck out of my neighbour who can see it too.. Not had insane oscillopsia for a while so challenge to the universe! #sevenonsunday
Poor lil birches getting killed by fucking ymca. I want to sue them for hundred to thousands for my fucking plants and torturing me for ages. Now I've lost my own mind one way or the other & my back yard grove got desecrated. Same shite, different location.. #thicktrunktuesday
January 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Poor lil birches getting killed by fucking ymca. I want to sue them for hundred to thousands for my fucking plants and torturing me for ages. Now I've lost my own mind one way or the other & my back yard grove got desecrated. Same shite, different location.. #thicktrunktuesday
I don't just want a brawl. I want a melee looking as feminine as possible. Ideally I'd ask them to wait as I sorted out a wig, lipstick and some war paint. Woad, indigo, whatever is handy.. #sixonsaturday
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I don't just want a brawl. I want a melee looking as feminine as possible. Ideally I'd ask them to wait as I sorted out a wig, lipstick and some war paint. Woad, indigo, whatever is handy.. #sixonsaturday
Still patiently awaiting the next prick to point at my window and say that a batty boy lives there. I feel like it's about time I stood up for myself. It'll be embarrassing getting battered by a batty who's a blinged out poofdah, no? #sixonsaturday
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Still patiently awaiting the next prick to point at my window and say that a batty boy lives there. I feel like it's about time I stood up for myself. It'll be embarrassing getting battered by a batty who's a blinged out poofdah, no? #sixonsaturday
I've seen enough of this fucking arsehole.. I've had enough she says. Indeed.. 🦄 Oh my god a stupid fucking unicorn emoji. What the fuck? Get me out of this cunt's head now!! #sixonsaturday
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I've seen enough of this fucking arsehole.. I've had enough she says. Indeed.. 🦄 Oh my god a stupid fucking unicorn emoji. What the fuck? Get me out of this cunt's head now!! #sixonsaturday
She was like oh no he's going for a fucking wank. Then was like oh my gosh that felt quite good, I never came as a man before. Telepathically orgasming with your evil bitch neighbour, awkward is an understatement.. #sixonsaturday
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
She was like oh no he's going for a fucking wank. Then was like oh my gosh that felt quite good, I never came as a man before. Telepathically orgasming with your evil bitch neighbour, awkward is an understatement.. #sixonsaturday
My Ali G x Borat x Brüno aesthetics #sixonsaturday
January 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
My Ali G x Borat x Brüno aesthetics #sixonsaturday
Can't wait to swap the dry mouth for drooling when I'm put on Clozapine. Hopefully it'll prevent me and my neighbour reading each other's thoughts. If not we're totally fucked.. #sixonsaturday
January 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Can't wait to swap the dry mouth for drooling when I'm put on Clozapine. Hopefully it'll prevent me and my neighbour reading each other's thoughts. If not we're totally fucked.. #sixonsaturday
If I'm the whore of babylon or jezebel or whatever I might as well whore myself out, right? £75 for half an hour or £125 for one whole hour. Sugar daddies?! You'll have to pay for my travel and gems, which is technically pimping in the uk... #sixonsaturday
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
If I'm the whore of babylon or jezebel or whatever I might as well whore myself out, right? £75 for half an hour or £125 for one whole hour. Sugar daddies?! You'll have to pay for my travel and gems, which is technically pimping in the uk... #sixonsaturday
Rawrr bengal tiger. Sorry that I have more pretty privilege than ice spice... 🐯 #sixonsaturday
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Rawrr bengal tiger. Sorry that I have more pretty privilege than ice spice... 🐯 #sixonsaturday
Hibiscgasm in 🌈 road with Ipomoeae #sixonsaturday
January 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Hibiscgasm in 🌈 road with Ipomoeae #sixonsaturday
She says she wants a tea towel with the face of enoch powell and a tea cozy of oswald mosely #flowersonfriday
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
She says she wants a tea towel with the face of enoch powell and a tea cozy of oswald mosely #flowersonfriday