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What’s wrong with outlook’s grammar check?? It wants me to write “me schedule” instead of “my schedule.” 🤦‍♀️

There’s a smelly Brit joke in there but it’s too early rn

I stopped using cerave and alhamdulillah I haven’t had any cystic acne or any type of breakouts since!!! Alhamdulillah alhamdulillah alhamdulillah

Cerave is cursed and they support those smelly naziontist t*rrorist gremlins that are occupying Palestine so stop using their products stat!!

Shall I use this place as a food diary?

What I had today so far:

-grilled cheese sammich
-slice of black forest cake
-plain greek yogurt

Am I overthinking it or is it weird that my MALE coworker always points out if even a (literal)single hair pokes out of my hijab or my neck becomes slightly visible?

My friend is a cheater!!!

*she’s cheating on me with her husband 😠😠

I can’t believe I’ll be Australian soon iA. Moving so far away from everyone and everything I know for some man? Completely isolated on an island where I have no friends, no job, no roots

I’m living proof that vaccines don’t cause autism because my parents forgot to get me my shots (found out in my 20s) but I still got hit with the ‘tism 😭

I said 2025 would be my year, that I wouldn’t allow any males to disturb my peace but this australian guy decided to hop into my life like the kangaroo he is

Him: Did you know Wales has its own language?

Me: Yes, ofc

Him: Oh yeah?? What is it then?

Do they do this on purpose???! I hate them

This guy kept complaining about being tired and all the things he needs to do. So I’m like okay I’ll let you go, bye…

But he’s like you’re not gonna ask me to stay a little longer?

I thought visiting MN was gonna be like Toronto, Seattle or Edmonton because they all have decent Somali populations. But omggg it was 100x better. The Somalis in MN are THRIVING. I didn’t wanna leave

It’s so ghetto in the other cities, especially Toronto 🤮🤮

My French is trash, my Arabic is equally bad. Mix them together with a little English and a maghribi will understand you perfectly

I missed using twitter as my diary and I haven’t been able to do that in a while

Where be my Somalis at 🥺🫶