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qaffe.bsky.social
qaffe
@qaffe.bsky.social
my username is pronounced based on star alignment

- schrodinger's bi
- career technological necromancer
- artist too sometimes

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music rankings 2024. this might be a yearly thing i do
sploinking the joinkling
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
oh that's gore of my kirkfort charlacter
September 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
boowomp
July 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
inspired. might make a little thing
July 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
ill be more active on here methinks
July 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
hopping back in to change my profile picture. this site is pretty cool
June 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
procrastination
April 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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banna
April 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
bass...,, not music.m a fish
April 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
ate politics. not political just dont like em
April 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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everywhere i look something reminds me of her
April 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
my brain goes awwuwuiuuugghh auuufgjgjm jhjjfcj when confronted with daily life
April 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i feel like there should be a competition on how fast a person can become unhirable in like. a corporate setting. id win basically
April 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
dude im literally a cat
April 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
ourrrgh
April 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
onion articles arent even that absurd anymore im so tired
March 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
getting sick again
March 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
it's not lovecraftian horror just because it has tentacles. it's hot just because it has tentacles. get it right
March 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
bwaaa
March 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the masculine urge to become a vtuber
March 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i wonder how many of my followers are bots. probably a significant portion?
March 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
AI just sucks the joy out of everything it touches and i hate it
March 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
haven't been on here much. too busy having relations with your closest living adult relative
March 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
straight up "morking" it and by it, haha, well, i mean my gork
March 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
watching clips of chiropractors on youtube imagining its me getting my neck twisted 180 degrees
February 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM