Pyroxx
@pyroxx.bsky.social
Over before Halloween? That's quitter talk
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Over before Halloween? That's quitter talk
Cards that hate on enemy colors?
December 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Cards that hate on enemy colors?
You should swear more. Try to watch this to keep my toddlers out of the room and then they hear "Island, Ponder, Keep!" and think it sounds fun. It really isn't necessary.
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You should swear more. Try to watch this to keep my toddlers out of the room and then they hear "Island, Ponder, Keep!" and think it sounds fun. It really isn't necessary.
Sorry to say, but you fell for a silkpost. The sorrowpost flare is fake
December 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sorry to say, but you fell for a silkpost. The sorrowpost flare is fake
Given your top songs and top artists coincide nearly 1:1, I have deduced that you, like me, listen to very few songs an ungodly number of times each
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Given your top songs and top artists coincide nearly 1:1, I have deduced that you, like me, listen to very few songs an ungodly number of times each
Sometimes people predict things that you don't. You don't need to accuse them of lying and then get super defensive when they come back with evidence
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Sometimes people predict things that you don't. You don't need to accuse them of lying and then get super defensive when they come back with evidence
Let's get to 3.64 million to make you wake up on Saturday too!
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Let's get to 3.64 million to make you wake up on Saturday too!
The Sept 1 game release cutoff seem like it was designed specifically to be "everything Silksong and later"
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Sept 1 game release cutoff seem like it was designed specifically to be "everything Silksong and later"
Man, Matt Mercer really fell off after Brennan took his DM spot...
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Man, Matt Mercer really fell off after Brennan took his DM spot...
I mean, I guess being asked whether you pay an extra mana every time you cast a spell *is* memorable...
October 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I mean, I guess being asked whether you pay an extra mana every time you cast a spell *is* memorable...
Six inch nail through each corner of the playmat
September 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Six inch nail through each corner of the playmat
Feel bad for any company that already has a manufacturing plant in America. Seemingly they will need to build another (and then yet another once that one is completed, and so on)
September 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Feel bad for any company that already has a manufacturing plant in America. Seemingly they will need to build another (and then yet another once that one is completed, and so on)
You have forced me to imagine an alien planet that is completely different in every conceivable way, but its politics are just as stupid as our own.
September 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You have forced me to imagine an alien planet that is completely different in every conceivable way, but its politics are just as stupid as our own.
"Now they're making me play as the GENDERED child?!?! When I played as the Hollow Knight, he didn't have any pronouns at all!"
August 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Now they're making me play as the GENDERED child?!?! When I played as the Hollow Knight, he didn't have any pronouns at all!"
Black forest cake being the only one uncensored seems extremely intentional. Either the new hero is related to Germany, or more likely in my opinion, there is/will be some additional clue to them in the black forest map
August 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Black forest cake being the only one uncensored seems extremely intentional. Either the new hero is related to Germany, or more likely in my opinion, there is/will be some additional clue to them in the black forest map
I agree it's a bubble, but it's not like its holding up the economy. All that will happen when it bursts is that some collectors who weren't going to sell anyways will be sad.
August 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I agree it's a bubble, but it's not like its holding up the economy. All that will happen when it bursts is that some collectors who weren't going to sell anyways will be sad.
Excellent list, glad to see Golurk and Minior getting the love they deserve. Only big omission is Trevenant in gen 6
August 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Excellent list, glad to see Golurk and Minior getting the love they deserve. Only big omission is Trevenant in gen 6
I had forgotten how, in the 80's, 9/11 was only halfway completed and one tower was still standing
August 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I had forgotten how, in the 80's, 9/11 was only halfway completed and one tower was still standing
To be fair, intelligence is primarily measured by IQ in the same way the size of the great pyramid is primarily measured by people pretending to hold it in their hands. It's done a lot, it just isn't correct.
August 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
To be fair, intelligence is primarily measured by IQ in the same way the size of the great pyramid is primarily measured by people pretending to hold it in their hands. It's done a lot, it just isn't correct.
Smart to cover up the last 3 digits of your DCI number. Always remember to take measures to prevent prerelease fraud.
August 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Smart to cover up the last 3 digits of your DCI number. Always remember to take measures to prevent prerelease fraud.
A deck is only budget if I can buy it at the thrift store for less than a pack of gum
August 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A deck is only budget if I can buy it at the thrift store for less than a pack of gum
I like how its first two abilities are absolutely busted and then the ultimate is meh to actively bad
June 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I like how its first two abilities are absolutely busted and then the ultimate is meh to actively bad
Hmm, talking about communism in Mario Kart is quite the departure from your usual content talking about communism in Magic the Gathering. We'll see how it works out.
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hmm, talking about communism in Mario Kart is quite the departure from your usual content talking about communism in Magic the Gathering. We'll see how it works out.
I feel like a new player reading all these cards, having to reread even commons to figure out what is going on
May 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I feel like a new player reading all these cards, having to reread even commons to figure out what is going on