pyroMechanical
@pyromechanical.bsky.social
29 | system | it/its | adhd, autism, npd | full-time computer toucher, part-time computer breaker
egg cracking yuri title if ever there was one
January 27, 2026 at 3:39 AM
egg cracking yuri title if ever there was one
see, I know you're laughing because you've already learned this lesson, lmao
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
see, I know you're laughing because you've already learned this lesson, lmao
joining the battle on the side of progesterone
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
joining the battle on the side of progesterone
Human Domestication Guide
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Human Domestication Guide
these are all great, but I love the first one!
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
these are all great, but I love the first one!
we can replace economics, that one was made up after the fact anyway
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
we can replace economics, that one was made up after the fact anyway
camera? ✅
wardrobe? ✅
tits? ✅
feminization knowledge? ✅
would not immediately fall apart trying to record something like this? ❌
wardrobe? ✅
tits? ✅
feminization knowledge? ✅
would not immediately fall apart trying to record something like this? ❌
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
camera? ✅
wardrobe? ✅
tits? ✅
feminization knowledge? ✅
would not immediately fall apart trying to record something like this? ❌
wardrobe? ✅
tits? ✅
feminization knowledge? ✅
would not immediately fall apart trying to record something like this? ❌
can't believe you've invented a universe where somebody invents greenface
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
can't believe you've invented a universe where somebody invents greenface
hoping this happens for you sooner rather than later!
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
hoping this happens for you sooner rather than later!
i mean, it probably sucks until they show up but hopefully after that point it's fun?
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i mean, it probably sucks until they show up but hopefully after that point it's fun?
ok that rules ngl
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ok that rules ngl
i am. not smart
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i am. not smart
I havent been following this close enough to get the bus thing but it's clearly in reference to something?
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I havent been following this close enough to get the bus thing but it's clearly in reference to something?
yooo, do it i've heard from my pet it's fantastic!
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
yooo, do it i've heard from my pet it's fantastic!
petticoats.
that's it that's the whole post
that's it that's the whole post
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
petticoats.
that's it that's the whole post
that's it that's the whole post
thankfully dark triad stuff is about as bunk as narcissist scare stuff is. unfortunately being wrong doesn't stop people from acting like it's true
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
thankfully dark triad stuff is about as bunk as narcissist scare stuff is. unfortunately being wrong doesn't stop people from acting like it's true
she probably has to stay in her suit now or face horrendous back problems
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
she probably has to stay in her suit now or face horrendous back problems
why be so pessimistic when we can hope for both?
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
why be so pessimistic when we can hope for both?
it's like hitting the broad side of a barn 3-5 times a second
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it's like hitting the broad side of a barn 3-5 times a second
small balls, massive vesicles and prostate.
yes she does love anal sex, why do you ask?
yes she does love anal sex, why do you ask?
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
small balls, massive vesicles and prostate.
yes she does love anal sex, why do you ask?
yes she does love anal sex, why do you ask?
part of me believes that fanart of signalis is spurred by desperate and intense need for people to see them happy
which, yeah. fuck. that's a mood
which, yeah. fuck. that's a mood
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
part of me believes that fanart of signalis is spurred by desperate and intense need for people to see them happy
which, yeah. fuck. that's a mood
which, yeah. fuck. that's a mood
actually portrayed by trans people probably, considering how often that hasn't been the case
no idea on the name, though.
no idea on the name, though.
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
actually portrayed by trans people probably, considering how often that hasn't been the case
no idea on the name, though.
no idea on the name, though.