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Any Pronouns | I don't have a green thumb but my Chao Garden is thriving
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Going to tell my kids this is boygenius
Courtney, Amanda, and Angela from Smosh sitting next to each other on the set of Two Truths One Lie
February 23, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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A Calvin and Hobbes panel where the mom says "Life could be worse, Calvin" with the Democratic Party donkey next to her speech bubble. Calvin says "Life could be a lot better too!" With an anarchist symbol next to his speech bubble. Calvin's dad is underneath the panel borders and says "Life being worse build character!" With the Republican Party elephant next to his speech bubble.
February 9, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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Officer from Star Wars with text that reads "It's an older meme, sir. But it checks out."
February 9, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Tik Tok really just pulled the legalese version of going "nuh-uh" on the playground when a teacher asks if you threw sand at another child (and you totally did)

www.bbc.com/news/busines...
Text that reads "TikTok said Universal was presenting a "false narrative and rhetoric"."
January 31, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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A Dungeons and Dragons style Alignment chart featuring different garden hose sprayer settings. Lawful Good is Shower, Neutral Good is Mist, Chaotic Good is Cone, Lawful Neutral is Jet, True Neutral is Center, Chaotic Neutral is Flat, Lawful Evil is Full, Neutral Evil is Soaker, and Chaotic Evil is Angle.
October 25, 2023 at 6:14 AM
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Infographic with a picture of a small bird pulling the cord on a lightbulb that reads "lights out for birds during peak migration september 6th through october 6th. Two thirds of all songbirds migrate at night. Light pollution can cause them to become confused. TRACY AVIARY encourages everyone turn off all unnecessary lights. If this is not an option, use warm white or yellow colored light bulbs, shield your light bulbs to direct light down, and install motion sensors. If working indoors at night, close drapes." A diagram at the bottom rates different lightbulbs: colder bluish and white bulbs are worst, warmer yellowish tones or red are better, shielded or motion sensored are better, and off lightbulbs are best.
September 13, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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Brb I'm logging off forever to find a personality I guess
A text message exchange where I say "would you still love me if I was basic?" And the response is "I already do sweetie"
September 11, 2023 at 6:03 AM
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Who need their fishussy ate
Sushi from Paper Mario N64
August 31, 2023 at 11:48 PM
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Man they really got everyone in that indictment didn't they
Henry DuBois from Disco Elysium in his fascist portait with the Fulton County Sheriffs Department badge watermark in the top left corner
August 25, 2023 at 6:56 AM
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I WANNA PUSH YOU AROUND
WELL I WILL, WELL I WILL
I WANNA PUSH YOU DOWN
WELL I WILL, WELL I WILL
I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED
Pastor yelling into a microphone
August 23, 2023 at 6:56 PM
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A fictional character you would give an invite code to
Bluey's dad, Bandit, in a dancing pose
August 22, 2023 at 3:29 AM
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Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
A small kitten wearing a cowboy hat. The top caption reads "you can't always be a strong cowboy". The bottom caption reads "sometimes being an alive cowboy is just enough"
August 20, 2023 at 2:43 AM
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Does ACAB include Gene Roddenberry?
Gene Roddenberry in his Los Angeles police uniform with two other officers on either side of him
August 9, 2023 at 12:30 AM
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To anyone that's met me in the last 4 years
August 7, 2023 at 5:02 AM
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Me (flirting):
Two panel comic of two dogs. First panel: the first dog says "imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight", the second dog says "there would be mass confusion". Second panel: the first dog looks at the second dog wryly while the second dog is expressionless
August 5, 2023 at 7:36 PM
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Skeetskeet with a banger photo of you
August 1, 2023 at 5:03 PM
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Show me a pic that isn't a selfie that has your energy
July 25, 2023 at 11:18 PM
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Bluesky thinks your skeet doesn't make sense either, apparently
Previous skeet saying 'makes no sense!'in english being prompted by bluesky to translate into english
July 25, 2023 at 11:07 PM
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Today in white washing: McDonald's Ms Marvel Happy Meal toy
Left: McDonald's Ms.Marvel (Kamala Khan) happy meal toy Right: Iman Vellani in costume as Ms. Marvel
July 21, 2023 at 4:19 PM