me, sipping my third energy drink of the morning: "i need a second monitor"
*places order for a heart monitor*

when French programmers talk about little-endian bytes, do they say le le bytes?

they need to add emoji reactions in github reviews

When processing rust Results

both hockey players AND heads of software companies when they're about to shit the bed:

"so excited! such a great opportunity, let's have some fun!"

If someone's ssh keys get leaked, can we call it sshenanigans?

Postpony must by my spiritual animal 🐴

Waiting when AI models invent their own higher-order AI (AAI ?!), so they can outsource boring stuff and focus only on interesting/challenging prompts

The real token option is the friends we made along the way.

Okay, so we've passed that "half apps are ChatGPT wrappers" stage and entered "half *devs* are ChatGPT wrappers" one. Good lord...

You realize that your 30s are close when you start calculating your age from the birth year like "YYYY + 30 - N" instead of "YYYY + 20 + N"

Your outie merges without review

4o image gen ruins my perception of comics :(
I see a comics -> I'm excited and expect some witty joke -> I read the co...oooh it's another brand just masked their regular-ass tweet as a comics with AI :/

aight, will try to migrate!
unfortunate that a lot of tech companies still live on twitter, but, you know... sometimes you just have that urge to start recycling, dump bad habits from your life or nazis from your feed