Shoutout to pokemon pocket for getting me a third animated mewtwo but still no gardevoirs lmao

Hi friends i caved in and got pokemon pocket pls add me thank u

Apparently when a coworker on the group video call goes "sorry the screnshare isnt working right now, looks like i have some issues", the correct response isnt "girl me too"

Boss called me into his office to today and I was like "yes is there something I can help with"

and he was like "Just so you know, you're doing amazing. That's all :)"

me, doing regular small talk with coworkers: "yeah the weather sure is nice today isn't it?"

me, 2 drinks into company happy hour today, since my boss was buying drinks: "did you know that the minimum typing speed for a 911 operator in our city is 40 WPM? isnt crazy how you might be dying and they-

Took a whole year but I've never felt more vindicated in my life

I see everyone posting their fave games as a self-intro thing, so I'd like to shake things up a bit with TCGs instead!

My Top 5 TCGs:
- Force of Will (Vingolf 3 Meta)
- Force of Will (TTW Meta + R/R ban)
- Force of Will (Grimm + Pilgrim Memories)
- Force of Will (ABC format)
- Cardfight Vanguard

For my inaugral post on bluesky, here's a picture of Melvin, my coworker's new 6-ft-wide spider ornament. Everyone say hi Melvin