Raise your hand if you’re shocked.
February 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Raise your hand if you’re shocked.
MTG holds the dubious distinction of being the dumbest member of Congress.
February 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
MTG holds the dubious distinction of being the dumbest member of Congress.
10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”
20 GOTO 10
20 GOTO 10
February 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”
20 GOTO 10
20 GOTO 10
Pretty sure that’s the point
January 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Pretty sure that’s the point
Looks? Way to keep up.
January 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Looks? Way to keep up.
Womp to the motherfuckin’ womp #wompwomp #sadtrombone
January 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Womp to the motherfuckin’ womp #wompwomp #sadtrombone
Fabulous turns of phrase here—bravo!
January 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Fabulous turns of phrase here—bravo!
The postscript to this for anyone who’s deported is when people in said countries find out that they voted for their own deportation.
That’ll be fun.
That’ll be fun.
January 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The postscript to this for anyone who’s deported is when people in said countries find out that they voted for their own deportation.
That’ll be fun.
That’ll be fun.
I just checked it and I would suggest it. I saw a profile pic of a certain German flag just right the fuck out in the open.
January 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I just checked it and I would suggest it. I saw a profile pic of a certain German flag just right the fuck out in the open.
They aren’t? Sorry, I tapped out a while ago. I can smell the garbage fire well enough; I don’t need to see it.
January 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
They aren’t? Sorry, I tapped out a while ago. I can smell the garbage fire well enough; I don’t need to see it.
And lest we forget how often the auto-generated captions are wrong
January 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
And lest we forget how often the auto-generated captions are wrong
I got more action when I was broke and living with family than at any other point in my life.
It’s almost as if being someone people want to be around can lead to friendships and/or intimacy.
It’s almost as if being someone people want to be around can lead to friendships and/or intimacy.
January 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I got more action when I was broke and living with family than at any other point in my life.
It’s almost as if being someone people want to be around can lead to friendships and/or intimacy.
It’s almost as if being someone people want to be around can lead to friendships and/or intimacy.
I worked for a master agent for a large cellular company around 2006. We sold to local cell companies. There was this one dude who showed up one day in this Mercedes SUV that I could see from the showroom.
He finally brought it up because I didn’t say anything about it. It was funny as shit.
He finally brought it up because I didn’t say anything about it. It was funny as shit.
January 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I worked for a master agent for a large cellular company around 2006. We sold to local cell companies. There was this one dude who showed up one day in this Mercedes SUV that I could see from the showroom.
He finally brought it up because I didn’t say anything about it. It was funny as shit.
He finally brought it up because I didn’t say anything about it. It was funny as shit.
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