Pjörk
@pwelo.bsky.social
I didn’t use AI to make this profile description.
I am not a robot. My husband is half robot and a hundred percent Italian.
I am 16 squirrels in a trench coat and glasses. 🐿️ 👓 🧥 🏳️🌈👬🏻💍 🎹
I am not a robot. My husband is half robot and a hundred percent Italian.
I am 16 squirrels in a trench coat and glasses. 🐿️ 👓 🧥 🏳️🌈👬🏻💍 🎹
Why do I look so angry? I’m HAVING A GRAND TIME!
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Why do I look so angry? I’m HAVING A GRAND TIME!
“24 karat gold-plates Laburbur” to the tune of 24 karat magic by Bruno Mars.
September 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“24 karat gold-plates Laburbur” to the tune of 24 karat magic by Bruno Mars.
Juno Birch screenshots out of context are just completely insane. I love her ❤️
February 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Juno Birch screenshots out of context are just completely insane. I love her ❤️
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Ethel Cain. That’s it. That’s the Skeet.
January 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ethel Cain. That’s it. That’s the Skeet.
Don’t sleep on putting sriracha on a mango. 10/10 experience.
December 8, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Don’t sleep on putting sriracha on a mango. 10/10 experience.
I had a really good skeet and autocorrect fucked it up
I have a Substack. If anyone cares about that garbage, I’ll list the link.
I have a Substack. If anyone cares about that garbage, I’ll list the link.
November 30, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I had a really good skeet and autocorrect fucked it up
I have a Substack. If anyone cares about that garbage, I’ll list the link.
I have a Substack. If anyone cares about that garbage, I’ll list the link.
My husband: Oh shit. This song is a banger. *Turns up the volume on The Sims 2*
September 23, 2024 at 7:46 PM
My husband: Oh shit. This song is a banger. *Turns up the volume on The Sims 2*
What is she thinking about?
September 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
What is she thinking about?
Sitting down to pee while eating a yogurt like god intended.
August 29, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Sitting down to pee while eating a yogurt like god intended.
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Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
August 23, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
I just had a 25 minute nosebleed and ruined my shirt 😭
August 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I just had a 25 minute nosebleed and ruined my shirt 😭
Hey guys. Been going through it over the past couple of weeks (well months), but I’m doing ok. Just sitting down to pee. That’s all.
July 9, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Hey guys. Been going through it over the past couple of weeks (well months), but I’m doing ok. Just sitting down to pee. That’s all.
He got up and ran like 0.5 seconds afterwards
May 25, 2024 at 2:01 AM
He got up and ran like 0.5 seconds afterwards
Just about to leave to go see Björk DJ in Brooklyn
May 10, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Just about to leave to go see Björk DJ in Brooklyn
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It finally smells like spring, the cum flowers are in full bloom here in Cardiff!
Here’s Why the Trees on Your Street Smell Like Semen
That cummy smell comes from a flowering deciduous tree called Pyrus calleryana, better known in Australia as the ornamental pear.
www.vice.com
May 7, 2024 at 4:58 PM
It finally smells like spring, the cum flowers are in full bloom here in Cardiff!
I’m sitting on my vape, aren’t I?
April 6, 2024 at 12:52 PM
I’m sitting on my vape, aren’t I?
He’s never looked better.
April 4, 2024 at 11:25 AM
He’s never looked better.
I have a lot of questions.
March 17, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I have a lot of questions.
