For 2 weeks. & now she's back like nothing happened. I can't make this shit up. I'm baffled. I felt so dumb/embarrassed. Let alone how I was CATFISHED into thinking she was a completely different person. So, I'll add that question to my list. "Check if they are a registered felon." Ridiculous, dude.

Here's the kicker. She's back for 1 day. Gone. Local FB post from police department pops up. It's her. Not the name she gave me. Doesn't look fully like her from the pictures. And she, now, is a 2 time felon and is being charged with negligence of a firearm towards her partner. She was in jail.

Matched with a woman. About 5 years younger than myself. Nice conversation. Truly a lot in common. Flirting back and forth for around a month. I ask if she's seeing anyone - she is. I ease off. But we still talk occasionally. She then, disappears. Comes back and says she got into it with her "ex."

In other news, I tried Tinder. It's been a wasteland in the small town I'm in. Even the surrounding city. It's either fake accounts, girls wishing I was taller (I have no control over that) or catfishes. I was CATFISHED.

If the MTV show was still up, I would've submitted this shit. Lemme tell you.