"His little buddy (whose special interest is maritime disasters)" was funny to me until I realized what a sucker I am for any piece of music involving doomed sailors and/or boats

How big

Are we sure it's not because Superior just wasn't that hungry after that

Especially when the movie itself has baked-in subtitles for that portion, and the subtitle [Speaking foreign language] is obscuring those subtitles.

Dice Envy makes excellent dice. How excellent? Well, the polymer sets all come with one big oversized d20, and I mysteriously ended up with uhhhhhhh this many sets. Somehow.

Lewinsky deserves a chance to smack him upside the very punchable chin.

I have not purchased this. I will not be purchasing this. I have enough dice. I repeat, I definitely have enough dice. Even when the dice are shiny and pretty and might be WOODEN!!!! and there is no feeling quite like getting a new set of My Shapes... I have enough dice.

SFUSD's alternative schools use IXL a lot. Seems pretty effective in getting em caught up to graduation levels even if they struggled before

and that's very much what this feels like to me

Once at a loud party, I was talking to a guy about how weird it was that Grimes and Chelsea Manning were dating. I said, "It'd be like if you heard one day that Pete Davidson and Rachel Maddow are dating." He only heard the last part and I saw him go on a true odyssey of a Face Journey processing it

I know that the Covered California maximum is lower than basically any rent payment you can find in San Francisco

It gets worse when you've shoved a weighted blanket in there. Good god, it's a workout.

Or that one post about how he would have been an incredible drag queen

The one where Trump's daddy lets him be a Broadway producer too, yeah

The drawings you've been doing lately all have this lovely picture-book quality. They've really been brightening my day