Got one. Ignored it because I half (at least) half of a brain.

“I wish I would have seen this before the election. I had no idea…”- every Chump (intentional) voter who suffers as a result of their own doing.

Hmmm…I wonder (“car backfires, perhaps?”) what brought that generosity on??????!

Ask my wife…once they find a sympathetic ear, you are doomed. The best laid plan is to mess up the terms, get names wrong, and ask to play something else.

Also, have any of you known a cop to be able to write anything of significance? They attend, typically, 26 weeks of academy. I highly doubt Counterfeiting Manifestos 101 is a course.

But Trump says it’s the white, erm…right, thing to do?

I know a lot of poor white people growing up. Not one of them picked fruits or veggies.

But, what if your editor assigned it to you? Ha!

But, really, these are optional distractions from life that can simply be muted by not accessing them.

The simple fact is that many of us will be fine, watching as the stupid train slowly rolls over the minions, and it’s their elected leader behind the controls. It’s like being forced to watch someone hit themself with a hammer while crying about the pain it’s going to cause when they do it again.

Thanks a bunch Dee da Dee.

“Have you seen my football”

I found its cl*toris! lol…

IYKYK

You can pay me his wages and I’ll finish out the season for him. Of course, I will end up like Aiyuk, CMC, etc…and collect from the bench. Bonus: I won’t whine about making thousands of dollars.

“Looks like I picked a bad week to find out they are supporting a felon” - guy from Airplane!

“Blows OT coin toss”….lol!

If the “elements” consisted of Deebo’s tears cause he wasn’t getting the ball, then Deebo’s tears when he dropped the ball, then yeah, they braved the elements. All that money must be weighing his hands down. #imaninerfantoo

All that money, and forgot how to catch. Probably has multiple paper cuts from counting stacks of cash.

No lies detected.