Putin’s Double
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Putin’s dead, I got his job, which i share with five other guys!
Trump’s chance of getting a Nobel prize now is about the same as Hitler getting one posthumously.
March 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Trump’s chance of getting a Nobel prize now is about the same as Hitler getting one posthumously.
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'Like President Zelenskyy, We Will Not Bow to the Bully Messiah'
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March 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
'Like President Zelenskyy, We Will Not Bow to the Bully Messiah'
FULL POST: johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/like-presi...
FULL POST: johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/like-presi...
Tomorrow’s speech to congress will be simulcast in Russian.
March 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Tomorrow’s speech to congress will be simulcast in Russian.
Just remember, every Republican in Congress is directly responsible for everything that’s happening right now. They voted to make it all happen.
March 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Just remember, every Republican in Congress is directly responsible for everything that’s happening right now. They voted to make it all happen.
March 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
His FSB Code name: “Guyliner”
March 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
His FSB Code name: “Guyliner”
Somebody needs to bring out the old film of Roosevelt yelling at the Jews for not making peace with Hitler.
March 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Somebody needs to bring out the old film of Roosevelt yelling at the Jews for not making peace with Hitler.
Trump’s Russian asset code-name is “Krasnov”.
What’s Elon’s?
Tucker’s?
Give up?
Elon’s is “Otets” which means father—that’s because he has 11 kids!
Tucker’s used to be “bow tie” for his unfortunate fashion past.
Now, it’s “cock-holster” for obvious reasons.
What’s Elon’s?
Tucker’s?
Give up?
Elon’s is “Otets” which means father—that’s because he has 11 kids!
Tucker’s used to be “bow tie” for his unfortunate fashion past.
Now, it’s “cock-holster” for obvious reasons.
February 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Trump’s Russian asset code-name is “Krasnov”.
What’s Elon’s?
Tucker’s?
Give up?
Elon’s is “Otets” which means father—that’s because he has 11 kids!
Tucker’s used to be “bow tie” for his unfortunate fashion past.
Now, it’s “cock-holster” for obvious reasons.
What’s Elon’s?
Tucker’s?
Give up?
Elon’s is “Otets” which means father—that’s because he has 11 kids!
Tucker’s used to be “bow tie” for his unfortunate fashion past.
Now, it’s “cock-holster” for obvious reasons.
KGB asset Krasnov was given the order to surrender Ukraine in any way possible without disclosing he is a Russian asset. His other mission was to use lies to sow division and discontent within America and between its allies.
February 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
KGB asset Krasnov was given the order to surrender Ukraine in any way possible without disclosing he is a Russian asset. His other mission was to use lies to sow division and discontent within America and between its allies.
I love my little Krasnov. Such a prolific liar!
February 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I love my little Krasnov. Such a prolific liar!
Little Krasnov rapes the flag!
February 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Little Krasnov rapes the flag!
The new USSA will be led by this dynamic duo!
February 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The new USSA will be led by this dynamic duo!
Me with little Krasnov!
February 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Me with little Krasnov!
TRUMP: “Russia has the cards in peace negotiations and not just because I’m the world’s worst negotiator. I’m also totally on Russia’s side. Partly because Zelenskyy got me impeached but mostly because of all the money Putin gave me.” That sums it up.
February 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
TRUMP: “Russia has the cards in peace negotiations and not just because I’m the world’s worst negotiator. I’m also totally on Russia’s side. Partly because Zelenskyy got me impeached but mostly because of all the money Putin gave me.” That sums it up.
TRUMP: “Russia will always hold all the cards in any negotiation I’m part of. This whole thing would have been over in three days if I’d been president. I would have surrendered before it all began. I’d have killed Zelenskyy myself if needed.
February 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
TRUMP: “Russia will always hold all the cards in any negotiation I’m part of. This whole thing would have been over in three days if I’d been president. I would have surrendered before it all began. I’d have killed Zelenskyy myself if needed.
Trump is the bizarro version of the US leader. Wwitched sides in WW2 to bail Hitler out of his Berlin troubles.
February 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Trump is the bizarro version of the US leader. Wwitched sides in WW2 to bail Hitler out of his Berlin troubles.
Nobody but Trump is this terrible at negotiating. He really is in a class by himself. At least among humans. Probably there are chimps or dogs who could do worse.
February 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Nobody but Trump is this terrible at negotiating. He really is in a class by himself. At least among humans. Probably there are chimps or dogs who could do worse.
With zero percent of the votes counted in this completely fair and not rigged election, I would like to congratulate LUKASHENKA on his projected victory!
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
With zero percent of the votes counted in this completely fair and not rigged election, I would like to congratulate LUKASHENKA on his projected victory!
Elon and I have similar views on free speech.
January 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Elon and I have similar views on free speech.
Shit’s about to get real when Smith report tells Americans about Agent Orange’s traitorous activities! Can Elon keep his job if Trump loses his?
January 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shit’s about to get real when Smith report tells Americans about Agent Orange’s traitorous activities! Can Elon keep his job if Trump loses his?
I am having painful gas problems.
January 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I am having painful gas problems.
Satan is with us, we’re Russia.
January 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Satan is with us, we’re Russia.
“This year, I’d like to send my most sincere nuclear threats to our enemies all around the world!”
-Dmitry Medvedev
-Dmitry Medvedev
December 31, 2024 at 11:12 PM
“This year, I’d like to send my most sincere nuclear threats to our enemies all around the world!”
-Dmitry Medvedev
-Dmitry Medvedev
I won’t be negotiating with Trump’s envoy but rather have demanded to meet him in person. Together, we will watch a little movie about peepee.
December 31, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I won’t be negotiating with Trump’s envoy but rather have demanded to meet him in person. Together, we will watch a little movie about peepee.
See? Record number of dead Russians but they’re not bored!
December 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
See? Record number of dead Russians but they’re not bored!