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Purseonality
@purseonality.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Lisa. You can have my Oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and [third adjective] hands. Spoonie. Fountain Pen Enthusiast. Handbag fanatic. ✍️ 🥄 🖋️👜
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GenX is now per/menopausal. We grew up feral, and now we're Sick. Of. Your. Shit.
July 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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This ad makes me irrationally angry.
Amazon listing for a knife/scissor combination tool. An avocado has been cut in half, with the tool having cut right through the avocado skin, flesh, and pit. One half of the avocado is on the marble countertop, and the other half is being held in a man's left hand, with the knife/scissor combo held open in his right, ready to cut another slice.
June 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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If "Mondegreen Karaoke" isn't already a thing, it should be.
Meme of The Rolling Stones with caption: I'll never leave your pizza burning.
April 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Does he expect us to believe that he personally signed all 1600+ Jan 6 pardons?
Trump on Truth Social: "The "Pardons" that Sleepy Joe Biden gave to the Unselect Committee of Political Thugs, and many others, are hereby declared VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT, because of the fact that they were done by Autopen. In other words, Joe Biden did not sign them but, more importantly, he did not know anything about them! The necessary Pardoning Documents were not explained to, or approved by, Biden. He knew nothing about them, and the people that did may have committed a crime. Therefore, those on the Unselect Committee, who destroyed and deleted ALL evidence obtained during their two year Witch Hunt of me, and many other innocent people, should fully understand that they are subject to investigation at the highest level. The fact is, they were probably responsible for the Documents that were signed on their behalf without the knowledge or consent of the Worst President in the History of our Country, Crooked Joe Biden!"
March 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Post by Peter Baker, White House Reporter: Mass forcible transfers of populations is barred by the Geneva Conventions: "Individual or mass forcible transfers, as well as deportations of protected persons from occupied territory to the territory of the Occupying Power or to that of any other country, occupied or not, are prohibited, regardless of their motive."
February 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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See this you guys? My activity and engagement are both "notable."
From BlueSkyScore.com: BlueSky Score 7.22 Rising Star Gaining traction, with notable activity and engagement. Joined 509 days ago.
December 27, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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Bella would like everyone to have a safe and peaceful holiday season.
Cat sitting on coffee table, head turned to look backward over her right shoulder, a tray of tiny sparkling fake trees in front of her.
December 23, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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I step out for a few hours of sun, and when I return, we've annexed Canada? This is from Truth Social, not The Onion:
A screenshot of a Donald J. Trump post on Truth Social: "It was a pleasure to have dinner the other night with (begin highlight) Governor Justin Trudeau of the Great State of Canada (end highlight). I look forward to seeing the Governor again soon so that we may continue our in depth talks on Tariffs and Trade, the results of which will be truly spectacular for all! DJT"
December 10, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Sign which says, "DANGER. OPEN HOLE."
December 7, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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OMG YOU GUYS!
BlueSky notification: "Santa Claus Followed You"
December 2, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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Remember, Block--DO NOT ENGAGE
Profile of user WhistlinDiesel. Bio reads: "Just here to troll blue hair people"
November 29, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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OMG. My Service Dog and spiritual heart (poodle) was named Peaches. I miss her every damn day. She is irreplaceable 😢 (Her ears raised independently or together--hilarious!)
A miniature apricot poodle wearing a Service Dog vest and sitting on her designated "public spaces" blanket.
November 23, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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Is it really you this time? Fool me once...
Screenshot of me asking a user impersonating Mark Hamill, "Why is your name spelled two different ways? Are you a phony?"
November 18, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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In the next two months, Senate Democrats can... -Fill 47 judicial vacancies -Ensure a Dem majority on the NLRB -Appoint key regulators to the SEC and FDIC to protect the American people from financial fraud -Reappoint FTC Chair Lina Khan Democrats need to act. Now.
November 17, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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This hurts.
My profile page from Twitter/X showing that I joined June 2008, and had 15,000 posts. Screen showing that my Twitter/X account has been deactivated.
November 15, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Maybe not Official, but definitely on the playlist...
A sign on a building says "Today's yoga pose is Downward Spiral."
November 12, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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I must be doing it wrong 😕
Sorry to bother you. 💜
November 10, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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Bella says hey.
Tan & white short-haired cat.
November 9, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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Dear Joe Biden, You have 76 days and a court that says you can do whatever the fuck you want. Do whatever the fuck you want. You have played by rules your entire career. Now there aren't any. Go to town. Just do it. We love you.
November 6, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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If you see this, post a cat.

Bella loves her naps.
Tan & white short-haired cat.
November 6, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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Who did this?
2 bottles containing blue liquid. Left is Listerine Cool Mint mouthwash. Right is Kroger dishwasher rinse aid. Both are similar in shape. The two bottles look very similar; dangerous to have both look the same.
November 5, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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Two bottles in a refrigerator: one, Champagne, has a post-it that says "Kamala Wins." The other, which says "Trump Wins," is a bottle of Drano.
November 4, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Bella would like a word.
Bella, the official cat* of Bluesky
October 18, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #496,607!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #496,607, Purseonality ‪@purseonality.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 5, 2023"
September 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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This changed my mindset about my pain:
Two pain scales--one for people who have no chronic illness, and one for those with a chronic illness.
September 9, 2024 at 7:27 AM