"And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red dick of yours, toss your salad and lick all of your shit, before taking out your teeth, and filling it with more teeth until you're screeming pee pee poo poo likea fucking baby"

WE FINALLY HAVE THE CENSORED THING STOLAS SAID IN THE PILOT

Reposting here because why not

Staticmoth fanfic: The Situationship's Date

Plot: Velvette, tired of her business partners obviously flirting, schedules a date for them against their will.

#staticmoth #voxval

archiveofourown.org/works/55310266

A minha

Voxval não sai da minha cabeça desde isso aqui

ELE ASCENDEU O CIGARRO DELE COM UM CORAÇÃO

Repost with a photo of your favourite villain

Oh look, it's the previous post's pseudo-boyfriend 😅