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good morning krusty crew 🌥️ I’m mf tide
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
good morning krusty crew 🌥️ I’m mf tide
bitches is ruthless fr lmfaooo iktr
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
bitches is ruthless fr lmfaooo iktr
I left after the one song I knew, was not my cup of tea. the man on molly next to us fell twice 💆🏽♂️ it started feeling real culty, like a ritual but I couldn’t look away lmao
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I left after the one song I knew, was not my cup of tea. the man on molly next to us fell twice 💆🏽♂️ it started feeling real culty, like a ritual but I couldn’t look away lmao
Thank you to no one who voted 🩵 the answer was F) None of the above.
Drove straight home by accident and decided to just make something out of what I had on hand.
Drove straight home by accident and decided to just make something out of what I had on hand.
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thank you to no one who voted 🩵 the answer was F) None of the above.
Drove straight home by accident and decided to just make something out of what I had on hand.
Drove straight home by accident and decided to just make something out of what I had on hand.
amen! all EOY reviews complete 🤸♂️
well, one more via email but it ain’t due til Friday 😂
well, one more via email but it ain’t due til Friday 😂
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
amen! all EOY reviews complete 🤸♂️
well, one more via email but it ain’t due til Friday 😂
well, one more via email but it ain’t due til Friday 😂
my mind always goes here by default 😂
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
my mind always goes here by default 😂
Consider this: yesterday I went to McDonald’s for breakfast.
1 sandwich is ~$5
2 hash browns cost $2.69 now
consider this x2, excluding bevs & tax: $15.16
I left & went to the grocery store…
Bought a bag of hashbrowns, a pack of bacon, buttermilk, and a box of frozen sausage patties … for $15.
1 sandwich is ~$5
2 hash browns cost $2.69 now
consider this x2, excluding bevs & tax: $15.16
I left & went to the grocery store…
Bought a bag of hashbrowns, a pack of bacon, buttermilk, and a box of frozen sausage patties … for $15.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Consider this: yesterday I went to McDonald’s for breakfast.
1 sandwich is ~$5
2 hash browns cost $2.69 now
consider this x2, excluding bevs & tax: $15.16
I left & went to the grocery store…
Bought a bag of hashbrowns, a pack of bacon, buttermilk, and a box of frozen sausage patties … for $15.
1 sandwich is ~$5
2 hash browns cost $2.69 now
consider this x2, excluding bevs & tax: $15.16
I left & went to the grocery store…
Bought a bag of hashbrowns, a pack of bacon, buttermilk, and a box of frozen sausage patties … for $15.
the nurse goes “you get to be iron man for the next couple weeks” as he proceeded to shave my chest 🙄🤣
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the nurse goes “you get to be iron man for the next couple weeks” as he proceeded to shave my chest 🙄🤣
my brother was about to make chicken & broccoli using chicken thighs — full stop.
told him about velveting the chicken breasts instead:
told him about velveting the chicken breasts instead:
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
my brother was about to make chicken & broccoli using chicken thighs — full stop.
told him about velveting the chicken breasts instead:
told him about velveting the chicken breasts instead:
putting your plate in a uber rn 😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
putting your plate in a uber rn 😂😂
my homegirl’s wife put together a magazine for her 30th birthday and gave it to her today.
my blurb talked about her being an inspiring, resilient cry baby, she just texted me this:
my blurb talked about her being an inspiring, resilient cry baby, she just texted me this:
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
my homegirl’s wife put together a magazine for her 30th birthday and gave it to her today.
my blurb talked about her being an inspiring, resilient cry baby, she just texted me this:
my blurb talked about her being an inspiring, resilient cry baby, she just texted me this:
If you see this, quote with a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If you see this, quote with a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰
I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!
walked into a Portuguese sports bar & they was playing cookout/house music — sure did sit my ass down and have a large skinny water 😂😂😂
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
walked into a Portuguese sports bar & they was playing cookout/house music — sure did sit my ass down and have a large skinny water 😂😂😂
yeah I’m not gon front I enjoyed myself way more than I thought I would 😂
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
yeah I’m not gon front I enjoyed myself way more than I thought I would 😂
y’all look at the babies!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
y’all look at the babies!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
I had to go see for myself… this is unfortunately NOT satire.
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I had to go see for myself… this is unfortunately NOT satire.
Prince Faggot was really good y’all!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Prince Faggot was really good y’all!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
sorry nobody’s home 🫣
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
sorry nobody’s home 🫣
